Men Dey Reason - S01 E64

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E64

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 64

I strayed my eyes to Brainbox’s legs as he

collected the paper from Man. He was dancing. If

it were to be now, i would reffer to the dance

step as Etighi. “see as s’hit dey make you dance

like mumu” I almost said.

As we walked or rather ran out of the compound, i

took a glimpse at the paper i held, it was a hard

paper, it looked more like hardcover paper. Such

paper could tear my a”sshole wider. It was the

direct opposite of tissue paper.

I took a glimpse at the sheets of paper Man and

Brainbox held. And i noticed mine was thicker

than their’s.

That was less a problem.

The problem at that moment was if our poo would

land us in Big poo.

First half over, and i changed my pooing position.

This time the poo that came out of my a”sshole

was like Egusi soup.

“e no go better for Mama Calabar” Brainbox

cursed.

The place we were pooing was everything but

someone’s farm, it looked bushy. Or so i tot.

An hour, and we were still there pooing. Not only

that, the sound our a”ssholes made could be

likened to that of a Ballistic missile.

Legend has it that one’s poo starts smelling nice

when he/she spends as long as an hour pooing.

My mouth was wide open as i tried forcing the

stubborn poo out of my bowel. I discovered that

the poo ran out faster when my mouth was open

than when it was closed. So i opened my mouth

althrough, not minding that flies could perch

inside.

Suddenly, i felt something cold came in contact

with my neck.