Men Dey Reason - S01 E151

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E151

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 151

Thats not all oh, his fart was a Time bomb. It

came within every 30seconds interval, and it

came poco a poco.

Poco a poco means little by little. And don’t

you ask me what Language it is, because me

sef no know.

For two days, my back was Commando’s

Cushion. Leather Cushion, because my back

was gradually turning Leather.

Commando was an inmate that took

leadership of the cell upon himself because he

was there before us.

Why my back became his Leather Cushion

was because i insulted him for stepping on me

when we first came. Man supported me to

insult him, so his punishment was to fan

Commando the Commander.

I was his Cushion while my friend Man was

his standing fan.

I woke up the third morning speaking in

tongues. Not speaking in tongues because i

was praying, but speaking in tongues because

i was Cold. The combination of my shivering

and gnashing of teeth sounded like i was

speaking in tongues.

I gnashed my teeth because our release

wasn’t forthcoming.

“why you dey pray? We no need noise here oh”

Commando yelled at me that cold morning, i

guessed that was his “good morning”.

“i no dey pray oh” I replied.

“wetin you com dey do so?” He yelled more

shivers into my Lungs.

“i dey sing” I thought someone else said that.

But when i knew i actually said it was when he

said; “so you sabi sing sef”.

“i just dey praise God” I was saying all these

without my brain, or rather with my brain shut

down.