Men Dey Reason - S01 E152

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E152

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 152

Why wouldn’t my brain shut down? When i

could feel my spinal cord almost breaking to

pieces.

Why wouldn’t my brain shut down? When i

was dead famished.

“oh! So you dey praise God” He slapped me on

my head. As he did that, i started hearing a

tick-tock sound as if the World clock was in

my head.

“make i no praise my God again?” I said with

heavy lips.

I really needed to praise God so He would take

me from “behind bars” to “in front of bars”

just the way He did in the Bible to Paul and

Silas, i think.

As Man continued fanning Commando, my

eyes went to his fingers, what i saw shocked

me. He wasn’t wearing his ring. He wasn’t

wearing his magical Talley.

“so them those policemen remove Man ring

and them no turn to Rat?” I asked myself.

“abi the Talley no dey work again? Why Man

no disappear comot for here na? Abi them the

policemen dey use Talley sef? Abi na Man

remove the ring by himself? Abi Man no wan

just disappear?” I asked myself uncountable

questions.

I was still lost in my thoughts when i felt

something penetrating into my a’.sshole. I

turned and saw that it was a finger of one of

the inmates. My boxers was torn and he

passed his finger through the hole to my

a’.sshole.

“guy stop that thing, abi you dey mad” I left

where i was standing to stand elsewhere.

“but wetin tear my boxers for nyash sef?” I

asked myself. The answer to that question was

that i had farted about 200times since i came

behind bars.

“nna mehn! Na my mess tear my boxers oh” I

concluded because my boxers tore directly

opposite my a’.sshole.