Men Dey Reason - S01 E63

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E63

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 63

That was a no-go-area.

Since Baba jay was caught by Nekede youths when

he went to poo in the bush one day, we had all

vowed never to poo in the bush again. According

to Baba jay, the Nekede youths told him to either

pack his poo with his bare hands, or pay 500naira

fine. He went for the latter, that was after he

was beaten blue black.

Bigie’s case was milder than Baba jay’s, he was

given a “fair” option to either have a taste his poo

or pay a fine of 1000naira.

Seeing the draconian measures the dreaded

Nekede youths had taken to protect their

Farmlands, we promised ourselves never to go

near their farmlands. Albeit, every nook and

cranny was a farmland to them.

Infact, It was better one poo on his/her clothes

than to poo in their farmlands. Or so i tot.

We practically raced home to meet our worst

nightmare.

“Baba jay wetin dey smell for this room na?” I

asked as i dashed into the room. “na our Toilet oh,

the soakaway don full, s’hit water nahim full our

Toilet” Baba jay replied. “na lie!!” I doubted and

ran into the Toilet to see for myself.

Lo and behold i met an eyesore, the toilet was

flooded with dirty, smelling water. Even though

my stomach was running, there was no way i could

poo in such flooded toilet, unless i wanted to

drown.

“Flow na true?” Man asked as i ran out of the

toilet. “guy na true oh” I replied. “wetin we go do

now, make we follow Brainbox go s’hit for them

Bigie toilet” Man suggested. “them Bigie no dey

house, Pkc don carry two of them go church” Baba

jay informed. “na lie!!” I doubted.

As I ran outside, i comfirmed that Baba jay was

saying nothing but the truth when i saw Brainbox

running towards me.

“dem Bigie no dey?” I asked Brainbox. “dem no dey

oh, guy i don die, s’hit don dey comot for my

nyash, e no go better for Mama Calabar” Brainbox

cried bitterly. “guy our Toilet don full, we no go

fit s’hit there” I informed Brainbox. “and Papa

Ejima them no dey, their door dey lock, even Kate

sef” Brainbox said. “even if them dey, their Toilet

sef go don full, Haruna don call people wey dey

pack s’hit for tanker, dem say dem dey come” Baba

jay informed.

“we no go fit wait make dem come, make una take

paper make we enter bush” Man said offering us a

sheet of paper each.