Men Dey Reason - S01 E54

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E54

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 54

That we were all guys wasn’t a cogent reason

to

bathe stark n*aked. Water creatures could

sting

our d’ick, you know? So i tot.

As Man removed his clothes, my eyes went to

nowhere else but his extra large d’ick. “oboy

eeeeeh!! na only u carry dis big thing!” I yelled

with

my mouth wide open. “u like my p’rick? Na Ak47

oh, any babe wey i catch for bed must beg me

before i go free her” Man said. “Man wey dey

reason!! Your p---k sef dey carry kponkpon” I

teased with my mouth still wide open.

Man’s d’ick wasn’t as huge as a tuber of

Cassava,

but as huge as a tuber of Yam, infact his name

should have been Dickson and not Man.

While the d’ick of Brainbox was an “eyesore”.

It

was so small and unkept that i could barely see

the shalf because it was covered by the bushy

hairs. It was so unkept that if you call the

bushy

hairs in it a “tropical rain forest” you

wouldn’t be

far from the truth.

Don’t ask me, about mine? Since my d’ick was

my

most valuable asset, i took care of it how best i

could. Although i had not “feed” it for a while

now,

i knew “food” would soon come. Or so i tot.

Everybody were in water Swimming except

Flow, i

was pondering how best to dive in. “Flow enter

water na, u dey fear?” Brainbox said.

“How i go fear!” i replied

“gbooodoooooom!!” i dived into the River like

an

Elephant.

Not knowing sorrow was already knocking at my

door. But it was left for me to open my door or

not

to open.