Men Dey Reason - S01 E53

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 53

We entered the compound to meet Daniel and

David playing football, “Man wey dey reason!!

Man

wey dey reason!! Man wey dey reason!!” the

twins

cheered at the top of their voices. “eeeh

Children

Children!! Make una use dis one buy biscuit

chop”

Man said offering them a 100naira note. Daniel

grabbed the money and ran and David ran after

him.

We got to the room to meet an unusual scene.

Tega was having a meeting with his Bucanneer

Brothers in our room.

“Tega, wetin be dis one na? Na our room be the

only place una fit use as una Alora meeting?

What

of if Pkc come back now, how him go feel?” I

said

to Tega after i called him outside. “make una

no

vex abeg, we no go waste time, we dey discuss

some important things, abeg make una no vex

abeg

abeg” Tega pleaded. “na Abeg we go chop?

Find

us something jor” Man said. “okay make una

Manage dis one” Tega said offering us

1000naira.

“ehen na now u talk better” Brainbox said

smiling.

He smiles only when money smiles back at him.

“where other guys go?” I asked Tega.

“PKC go church, Snoop and Bigie dey gamble

for

dem Bigie room, Baba jay say him wan go swim

for

Ozommiri river” Tega replied.

“Flow make we go swim na, e don tay wey i

swim

oh. As we never baf kponkpon comot for our

body,

we go carry soap and we go baf there” Man

suggested. “yes, make we go swim, make i

show

una say i be fish for water” Brainbox said.

I nodded in aggreement.

What Man and Brainbox never knew was that

Flow

could flow any other place but not in water.

That their friend Flow could drown even in a

gutter

filled with water. Not to talk of swiming in a

tributary of the dreaded Otammiri river.

At that moment i remembered what was

written in

a sign post at FUTO, warning students not to

swim

in the Otammiri tributary. It read: “Wherever

you

go, Whatever you do. Do not swim in Otammiri

River. Many had passed away”.

Would Flow join those that had passed away?

God

forbid!!

“make una enter water na” Baba jay said as he

was swimming skillfully in a butterfly stroke.

“Flow, pull ur cloth make we enter water na”

Man

who was already stark n*aked said to me.

“so we no go wear anything? We go n*aked?” I

replied, “before nkor, u see any woman here,

everybody wey dey here na Man like u, abi u

dey

fear water?” Man queried. “how i go fear

water, i

be small pekin?” i answered a question with a

question.

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