Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 7
Mama Ejima was not as beautiful as Kate. The
delectable Drop dead gorgeous Kate. She was so
S’exy that the sight of her “mouth watering”
a’ss from a distance could make not only one
d’ick, but several d’ick to doff their hats, not to
talk of her coming close, “u go just release”. She
was our next door neighbour. She was very S’exy,
but no guy in the compound dare asked her out
because she was the perfect description of “u can
admire but u can have”. She was a “runs” babe
that deals mainly on Sugardaddies, “she no even
get our time sef”. I was told the whole guys
(except Pkc) went on a bet that whoever would
sleep with her would recieve 5k each from other
guys. I and Brainbox joined in the bet because we
were sure no guy from that compound would see
Kate’s panties, not even in dream world. Or so i
Another neighbour we had was Tupac and Bigie.
These two guys had stuck to each other like bee to
nectar right from their childhood days. They
attended the same primary, secondary and higher
institution, and they were still staying together
searching for job. If i was told that they were
the reincarnation of American rappers, Tupac and
Biggie, i would believe, because they really looked
like them. Infact their lives were just the picture
perfect lives of Tupac and Biggie, because
inasmuch as they were close friends and
roomates, they were always at loggerheads. I
only wished a “Faith Evans” wouldn’t walk into
their lives pretty soon.
We also had Haruna and his wife Nkiru as
neighbours. Haruna doubled as the security man
and the caretaker of the compound. I was told he
had been into the security business since he was
Seven. A business that had carried him far and
wide Nigeria. He brags about marrying three
wives. One Ibo, One Yoruba, and One Hausa. The
Yoruba Lady, he Married when he was in Ibadan.
The Hausa Lady was in the north. While the Ibo
Lady was staying with him, her name was Nkiru.
Nkiru!! Oh Nkiru!! Nkiru was the u’gliest woman i
ever came across. She looked more like a wild
animal. Infact, it was better i died than marrying
such a “vampire”. I wondered what Haruna say in
her that made him marry her, well, like they say:
“beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder”. Infact
the only beautiful thing about Nkiru was that she
owns the provision store outside our compound.
A provision store that guys wanted to run down
with L101 and L102.
L was a code name for looting. While 101 meant
“one person” and 102 meant “two persons”, so
L101 meant looting that involves one person, while
L102 meant looting that involves two persons.