Men Dey Reason - S01 E07

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 7

Mama Ejima was not as beautiful as Kate. The

delectable Drop dead gorgeous Kate. She was so

S’exy that the sight of her “mouth watering”

a’ss from a distance could make not only one

d’ick, but several d’ick to doff their hats, not to

talk of her coming close, “u go just release”. She

was our next door neighbour. She was very S’exy,

but no guy in the compound dare asked her out

because she was the perfect description of “u can

admire but u can have”. She was a “runs” babe

that deals mainly on Sugardaddies, “she no even

get our time sef”. I was told the whole guys

(except Pkc) went on a bet that whoever would

sleep with her would recieve 5k each from other

guys. I and Brainbox joined in the bet because we

were sure no guy from that compound would see

Kate’s panties, not even in dream world. Or so i


Another neighbour we had was Tupac and Bigie.

These two guys had stuck to each other like bee to

nectar right from their childhood days. They

attended the same primary, secondary and higher

institution, and they were still staying together

searching for job. If i was told that they were

the reincarnation of American rappers, Tupac and

Biggie, i would believe, because they really looked

like them. Infact their lives were just the picture

perfect lives of Tupac and Biggie, because

inasmuch as they were close friends and

roomates, they were always at loggerheads. I

only wished a “Faith Evans” wouldn’t walk into

their lives pretty soon.

We also had Haruna and his wife Nkiru as

neighbours. Haruna doubled as the security man

and the caretaker of the compound. I was told he

had been into the security business since he was

Seven. A business that had carried him far and

wide Nigeria. He brags about marrying three

wives. One Ibo, One Yoruba, and One Hausa. The

Yoruba Lady, he Married when he was in Ibadan.

The Hausa Lady was in the north. While the Ibo

Lady was staying with him, her name was Nkiru.

Nkiru!! Oh Nkiru!! Nkiru was the u’gliest woman i

ever came across. She looked more like a wild

animal. Infact, it was better i died than marrying

such a “vampire”. I wondered what Haruna say in

her that made him marry her, well, like they say:

“beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder”. Infact

the only beautiful thing about Nkiru was that she

owns the provision store outside our compound.

A provision store that guys wanted to run down

with L101 and L102.

L was a code name for looting. While 101 meant

“one person” and 102 meant “two persons”, so

L101 meant looting that involves one person, while

L102 meant looting that involves two persons.

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