Men Dey Reason - S01 E150

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E150

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 150

I looked left, i looked right, and i saw none of

my friends amongst the guys that were with

me in the first van. I guessed their legs saved

them, while mine failed me.

I wept bitterly like bitterleaf.

I noticed that amongst the guys in the first

van, i was the only person not putting on

Kegite regalia. I looked to the other van and

saw that about five guys were also not putting

on the regalia.

Amongst the guys not putting on Kegite

regalia, i saw a familiar face, but i wasn’t

seeing clearly, my eyes too were failing me.

I opened my eyes wide like the eyes of a Frog

to see that the familiar face i saw was the

face of my friend Man. Man wey dey reason.

I fasted for two days.

Fasting without prayers.

I broke my fast by 6pm with the Urine soaked

Bread we were given.

Although the Bread smelled of Urine, it tasted

nice. Maybe what i percieved wasn’t Urine but

Jam.

That meant we ate Jam and Bread.

But i was sure those loaves of Bread were

soaked in Urine and dried before they were

given to us.

That was less a problem, the Sun stayed in

the cell with us.

The cell was hot. Pipping hot.

The cell was crowded, so crowded that i could

barely breathe.

That was less a problem, Mosquito chop my

body like Suya.

Mosquitoes feasted on me like Bee to Nectar,

they saw my skin as a Nightclub to club on.

That was less a problem, the cell smelled nice.

Fragrance of poo made the cell smelled

heavenly.

That was less a problem, my back was a seat

althrough. A seat for a guy named

Commando.

Commando was the direct opposite of the

Actor Arnold Swanchneiger(e be like say i no

spell am well). He was Lanky, unkept, bushy

hair, skinny, charcoal black teeth, burgundy

red eyes, Elephant trunk-like Nose, Kpormor

lips, Coke and Fanta skin. Thats all.