Must Read: The Player

6 years ago

Must Read: The Player

“How did you meet Kiki?” I asked him one of those nights when he slept beside me.

“My man, I met Kiki a long time ago,” He said smacking his lips.

“Her father was this military officer that needed a driver, they lived in Ikotun then, she was in Secondary school. I had just freshly dropped out of the university and needed food to survive. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen but our age difference was an issue. Another issue was the fact that she was from an affluent home and I was a common driver.”

The story was getting interesting.
“So how did you ask her out?”
“Patience my man, we will get there.”

I was actually patient, I didn’t mind if he spoke all night.

“You see, while I was the driver, they had a Guard and a maid. Her mother was n Obese, rude, awful lady with the maddest butt0ckz on this side of the Atlantic but this is not about her mother, right, my man?”

“Not at all bros.”

“I liked her since the moment I saw her but I was too scruffy looking. Plus she had many boys sneaking into the premises when her folks weren’t around, guys in the university sef. So I doubted if she ever felt same.

But the Guard brought it to my notice one day that Kiki looked at me with pleasure in her eyes. That guy dey crase but this isn’t about the guard, right, my man?”

“No, sir.”

“The Guard said my meat was usually the biggest and she was always very polite to me. I thought it was because was slightly educated. One day, I saw her crying in the compound, I felt she was lonely as her people had travelled, so I took out her father’s 504 and drove her around town. See that day, I spoilt her. Her first alcohol and her first clubbing happened that day. You can ask her.”

“I believe you.”

When we got back to the house in the early hours of the morning, after pleading with her not to tell her father, she asked me why I wasn’t interested in knowing why she had been crying. I told her I felt it was because she was alone. She said she had been molested by one of the guys that came around earlier. He had forcefully fondled her b0s0m and almost fingered her. My man, if there is nothing you remember from what I tell you, please remember that a woman’s ‘no’ is no! Even if her body is saying yes, as long as you hear the word ‘stop’, stop touching or entering her.
[B]“Okay,” I replied.

“I listened to her and told her it was alright, we should be glad that she wasn’t raped. That was when I heard whosaaaai on my face. She said how dare I say she wasn’t raped, that the guy had raped her soul.

I apologised and went to the BQ, my supposed wonderful night was over.

Some hours later, around 4am I heard a knock on the door, I expected it to be the Guard who liked to beg for weed at odd hours. It wasn’t the guard, it was Kikelomo.”
I am ashamed to say I was getting aroused.
“So she said she came to apologise and all, she came with fried chicken in plastic plates but we didn’t get to eat it as I don’t know what came over me but I kissed her full on the lips. She didn’t respond and I was already regretting my boldness when she opened her month. She lost her final virginity that morning.”

“You be bad guy oh.”I said admiringly.

“Few weeks later, her mother caught her in my room, sitting on my leg. Her father chased me away with a loaded pump-action. I didn’t take one shirt sef out of the house”

“You guys have been dating since them?”
“Yes, my good man.”

Just as he wanted to continue, he heard her scream his name.

“Gimme 1 hour, make I go, come back”

More like 30 minutes, but I kept that to myself, which guy doesn’t want to believe he lasts longer?