Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

“ahhhhh that too much na.

He is now useless, give him to the dogs” he said with a wave of hands.

Ehhhhhh! Were those beast Dogs or tigers?
When i used to visit chinyere, i was opportuned to see the dogs, the dogs were huge and big.


They could swallow a man’s head.
“noooo! Am ok Sir” i shouted in fear as james was dragging me out to the ferocious dogs.
“daddy please please dont take him to the dogs” chinyere begged.

A look from her father made her stopped.

Mr peter smiled and told james to let me be.

He dragged me back to my kneeling position.
“no one ever mess up with my property and go scot free” he said.

I nodded to show him that my brain was back to normal. “now, what is your name?” he asked while giving the “last chance look”
“am bluestarry kelvin johnson” i said.
“from which bush”
“sir ple please i dont understood” i said.

I knew the meaning that question, but is my state or village a bush?
” idiot, where are you from?” james asked smacking my head.
“leave him, he’ll answer when the time is right” mr peter said.
“what your parent occupation?” mrs peter, the igbo woman suddenly asked.
“my father is a lawyer” i said bowing my head in pains from the wonderful smack james gave me.

Mr peter sat upright, looking at me intently, what wrong with my dad being a lawyer? He took a gulp from his coffee.
“what did you say was your father’s name? And where are you from?” why is he bent on knowing where am from and who is my dad? Is he trying to …..
“his his na name is kelvin johnson, and am from akwa ibom” i said. I was sweating although the was an a.c in the parlour.

He kept staring at me, his eyes expressed shock and surprise. He reluctantly stood up and walked over to where i was kneeling.

Everyone was surprise by his action. What the problem with him and my dad? Have they met before?

He got near to me, and sat on the sofa nearest to me. “which local government are you from?” he asked.
“ibiono L.G.A sir” i replied stammering. He stood up, his boring a hole into my flesh. He paced about the room, his hands on his back.

Everyone was keen on knowing his sudden reaction as the all sat upright, chinyere crossing her legs, her red p@anties flashed, but my d!c.k wasnt interested, it was frowning.
“mr bluestarry” he called. This one were my name don change from ‘young man’ to “mr ‘bluestarry’ hope say nothing wrong?

“i want you to describe your dad” he said taking a seat.
“dear what wrong?” mrs peter asked, walking to his seat.

He ignored her and signalled me to go on.

Under a normal circumstances, i wouldnt answer his fvcking question, but when i remembered the power of the 6volts slap, i had a second thought.will i live if joe mistakenly give me a 10volts slap?
“my father is black and tall man, has a beared, works in the supre ……” he interrupted “it okay” he said standing up. “what a small world we live in,”joe, get me my phone” he said.

Joseph rose and quickly brought his i-pod. ”you will remained there till i verify your claim” he said. I nodded. I was in confusion and am sure every one in the parlour was confused as well. We were all eager to get down to the root of the case. It seems chinyere was the most confused fellow among cause the expression on her face was funny.
“what your fathers digit?” he asked snapping me out of my reverie.

I hesitated a bit to reply but the anger look on his face had disappered, an anxious expression was on his face. I called out the numbers but he stopped me half way.
“0806372……….”
“it ok” he smiled at me. “james get him a clean room, changed his clothes and get him what to eat” he said to the confused james.

James looked at me intently for a long time and so did every one do.
why is this man nice suddenly?