Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E28

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E28

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 28

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I think my tales are about to take a twist, i’m still considering dealing with that playboy factor, i may change to Diary of a broke loverboy, you know why? I will tell you why.

Chinaza’s Jazz has finally caught up with me. She has mesmerized me in a way i don’t know, even she didn’t know how it happened. Everything took place on that day she and her sister showed up, that day we almost forgot mums car at a hotel, yea that day. I didn’t know if it was the drinks or what but whatever she did, it worked. She worked me in a way no experienced mechanic can do to a car. I don’t know if i cumed out blood but i cumed until nothing was left to c-m again and even then, i kept cuming.. Lol.

We took a cab home, after we discovered that none of us was in good shape to drive. We stopped at Naza’s house, nobody was there except for Naza and Nelo who just came home from the village for a friends birthday. I don’t know between me and Naza who carried each other into the house, all i knew was that Nelo carried Willie inside on her back. We called home, mom precisely, only her could tolerate us sleeping outside, Dad would drive to wherever we were to bring us home.

“Mommy something happen o” Willie said as he put the call on loud speaker.

“Nna what is it, how is my baby, is he Okay?” my mom asked, i was the baby.

“Mommy we are fine but we won’t be coming back today o”

“Why kwanu?”. My mums voice can make you laugh for Africa.

“Mommy, go slow o, there are over 1000 cars in line here, so we have to sleep over here”

“Ok, cover yourself o”

“Yes ma”

“Say your prayers o”

“Yes ma, mommy Goodnight”

After the call, willie just carried Nelo on his shoulder into the girls room, while naza dragged me into their parents room.

“Lets play mommy and daddy ” she said and landed me a fatal kiss on my lips, we fondled and bit and licked and exchanged saliva, like a vampire, i caressed her neck with my teeth and licked her dry. I lifted her up and dropped her on the mini fridge at the foot of the bed. I tore off her dress while she pulled mine off, I didn’t know how manage but all knew was her bra was off in seconds, i lifted her breast and inserted the tip into my mouth, it went into her head and she grabbed me by the back of my head and bit at my hairs. I s----d on the breast for sometime before i went down to her navel, Circled my tongue on it and my next stop was at the oval office, surprisingly, i found no cover there, her pant was already off. I gently nudged the c--t with my upper lip and she moaned, further i grabbed the c--t in whole in between my upper and lower lip and pulled it softly, she shook and grabbed me by the head, pulled me up and engaged me in a hot, long kiss.

I worked my way down to her v---a again and flicked it with my tongue while the juice poured out. She jumped down from the fridge and turned her back on me facing the fridge.

“You know where my ass is?” she asked, turning to face me. I looked at her a little lost and nodded.

“cool, fukk it” she said giving me the doggy position.

“Sure? ” i asked her

” Yea”

I pulled out my condom from my wallet and put it on. Slowly, i put my dikk into the hole while she moaned from pleasure and pain. Few gentle thrusts before she screamed more and faster which I obliged her. I went hard and hard and harder while she moaned loud and loud and louder. Naza wasn’t the kind of girl to call you emotional names even if you were tearing at her g.spots, she just moaned and scratched at the surface of the fridge. We both shook along with the fridge, i could hear bottles clanging inside the refrigerator but we were too engaged to care.

I pulled my dikk from her a-----e and located her v---a with it, then i went in there again, she raised her left leg and dropped it on top of the fridge and everything went fluid. The passion was crazy and mutual, i grabbed her by her two breasts for support while we banged each other. Time came and i came, pulling out of her, she pushed me on the bed and took the c

ondom off my dikk, she put my dikk into her mouth and Licked every last piece of c-m on it. She worked on it with her tongue while she bit the tip with her teeth which was a bit painful and much more sensational. I embraced the sensational part.

“Who taught you to give head like this?” i asked her

“I watch movies”

“With whom?”

“My mother” she said and climbed on me, planting her lips on mine to shut me up. She sat on my rock hard dikk and slid it into her hole, she did a perfect cowgirl on me while i held her by the waist, i was scared that people over at my house could hear the pounding sound we made. She bent low and kissed me while i held her by the back and from below her, i started thrusting upward, the look on her face gingered me further. Her mouth was wide open and her eyes shut, i pulled her further down and grabbed her breasts with my mouth while we banged. We both came all over the bed. By the time we were done, one could swim in the c-m we downloaded on that bed. We flipped the sheets away and pulled down the curtains, using it for blanket, we cuddled under the curtains.

“You are the best” i said to her

“I know” she replied.

“I don’t need another ”

” Thank God you know”

“And you don’t need another guy”

“You don’t have to tell me”

“Hmmmm”

“I saw a new style on that movie, can we do it? ” she asked

” Do you want to bleach my dikk?” i asked her and she nodded

“Crazy girl”.

More fuckery followed later in the night. We spent the next day cleaning up the mess we made. After stock taking, i discovered to my dismay that we had broken two bottles of red wine inside the fridge and four tumblers.

Whatever shaa, Chinaza won my heart over and over and over a million times that night. I don’t know if it was the terrific head she gave or the experience, which ever one, i’m reviewing my playboy policy..

Moment of recall.

Some girls can be wicked ah swear. So many things have made me come to this conclusion but i will only spill out one, i’m even ashamed of writing it but i will do that anyways.

This happened one time in my first year. James had come home with this kind of girl that made me drool for over a week. She was tall, chocolate skinned and curvylicious. They were all over each other and men i was mean jealous. James had introduced her to me and taken her into his room and banged the door. He didn’t even invite me to help him sample the chic.

From that day, i made up my mind that i was going to get a new chic that looks exactly like James own. For that period, i almost lost interest in Naza, i was going through Facebook, around school and everywhere looking for James’ girl’s clone like it was Gulder Ultimate Search.

So one day like this, James had invited the girl over again and after everything they did in which i was kept out of, i’m not nursing any grudge o, shaa both of us saw her off. In the process of seeing her off, we walked a long distance to her lodge, she was romancing with James on the high way while i was playing temple run on my phone. We got to their gate and while they where kissing their parting kiss, my Eagle eyes spotted what i have been looking for. Walking down the road was this epitome of freshness. From the back, i loved everything i saw, tall like James’ broad, her blue Jean trouser and her white sleeveless top gave her that mighty figure. I left my companions and ran blindly after her.

“Hey” i said as i caught up with her.

“Hi” she said and faced me, the front was perfect, she was beautifully dark and had this gap teeth.

“Sorry to bother you, but i was there minding my business when i saw you strolling down and something inside of me told me I needed to know you ”

” hmmm” she said after a smile.

“Well am Chinecherem and you?” i said bringing out my hand for a shake.

“Chinwe” she replied taking my hand. Hers was soft and delicate.

“Okay, so you stay around here” i asked and she nodded.

So after a little chit-chat and all, i got her number and happily i went home with James.

We talked on phone, i guess i must have called her more than i called Naza and i enjoyed every bit of it. So the day came that she invited me over after much persuasion from me. I had gone with James, he branched at his babes and i went over to mine. The time was 6pm and i had expected to have a little fling with her. I got to her house and met her dressed in this kind of seductive dress that could make a priest forget his vow. We went inside and i sat on the only chair in the room while she sat on the bed. She was beautiful and i couldn’t wait to unwrap her but then, i had to take things easy, after all i had her for the whole night. For like 30 minutes, we were talking and laughing and she was baring everything to me. One thing after another, i moved from the seat to the bed, we snuggled closer and i grabbed her, i kissed her and licked her mouth like it was a mango fruit and squeezed her breast like i wanted to draw milk. We were high and already getting to the point where we were supposed to yank off our clothes, then we heard a loud knock on the door. Adjusting ourselves, she went to the door and this guy came in. I don’t know how many people here that have watched game of thrones, if you have and you knew Khal Drogo, yes the hefty one, you wouldn’t be mistaken if you called the guy that came in on us his Junior brother. Tall, huge, macho, his chest alone was bigger that nicki minaj’s breast and biceps were 5 times my own. He was dark and had a mean face with a mean bear bear. My little mind was telling me that i was boiling in a soup pot. The guys small mouth didn’t even look like something that could forge out a smile.

“So who is this one” he asked observing me as i sat there fondling my phone and sweating. Chinwe looked at me like i just appeared there and spread her hands.

“I don’t know o, he just came in and said he wanted to tell me something”.

I almost nearly farted. I looked at her with my mouth open like the gate of hell.

“My friend who are you and what do you want with my girl “the guy asked spreading his hands which made his massive biceps shake like the ass of a woman twerking. I swallowed hard

“Brother, am a member of the Jehovah witness”.

The thing just dropped out of mouth before i could shut it.

“Jehovah witness?” he asked and i nodded.

“What is your name? ”

” Brother Isreal”.

“What did you bring for us? ”

” The word of God” i said and eyed Chinwe who just boned her face like she didn’t know why I was there. That girl will be a good contract killer, Walahi.

“Where is it?” he asked as he sat on the seat facing me.

“Well, a chapter of the Bible told us that, for God so loved the world that he gave us………. “. He raised his hand indicating me to stop.

” I don hear that one before, tell me another chapter ” he said and my sweat tripled.

” No that’s the one i want to talk about, it deals with salvation and my topic and inspiration is driven from that particular chapter “. I was even surprised at what was coming out of my mouth.

” Eeeh, ok naa continue ” he said, and for over 15 minutes, i was preaching the Bible that i don’t even have a personal copy, of course all my citations were without chapters or verses, how can someone like me from a family like mine know what a particular chapter of the Bible said. I cooked stories and preaching tire. At a point, all of us relaxed o, the guy was just nodding, in my mind i was like, since i couldn’t bang this girl today, make i kuku convert them naa. Finally the baba later free me shaa, straight from the lodge, i walked direct home, i didn’t even bother to check up on James or his new babe. I just ran to my house and straight to sleep.