Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E27

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Diary of a broke Naija playboy - S01 E27

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 27

So my breakup with Amara lasted only 2 days and my born again life lasted only a few days. Anyway, i don’t blame myself, nobody can have someone like Amara in the house and still be a good Christian except you are a masturbator. I love my life the way it is, one thing must kill a man but i don’t want mine to be girls shaa. Things between me and Amara wasn’t business as usual, everybody was back home for xmas and the house was full and busy. My elder brother, Williams and 2 elder sisters, Rita and Ogechukwu, i shared my room with Williams. Even amidst all those disturbances, we managed to make a way for ourselves, we did it in my bathroom, it wasn’t so smooth but at least, we always c-m and that was the real deal. At night, in my mom’s sienna, chai, i pray that car no go knack engine. We have even done it inside a wardrobe once but it was so uncomfortable that we cancelled it after that day. Chinaza had traveled to her village with the family so Amara was the only option.

My brother, Williams was the baddest thing i have ever come across, he taught me everything i know about girls and is still teaching me. He was the reason i met Chinaza. I will give the full gist next time.

Williams came to me on 28th and said he wanted to flex.

“Guy go and flex naa abi i tie you rope?”

“I need company ” he said smiling.

” Confirm, i go follow you as far as say you go pay ”

” Follow me go where, i be you like Homo?, i dy talk girls mumu”

“Okay naa, carry momsy go, or Rita”

“Noo, i can’t go with momsy, she go dy order malt for herself and pure water for me, Rita too is impossible, she go carry her fiance come “. He said and we both laughed.

“So you no get any babe wey you go borrow me?”

“No, make we go scouting naa”

“na the best thing for now”

After much brain washing and pleading, we acquired moms sienna and some cash from dad. Rita our big girl also rogered us. By 12 pm, we set out for a far away hotel. Willy drove while i changed music.

10 minutes drive and we stormed the hotel in our shinning black 2015 Toyota sienna. We secured a seat at the VIP section, a little far from where some group of people were celebrating what looked like a birthday.

We ordered four bottles of Heineken for starts. Asides from being a womanizer, willy was a drunkard too. I was still clearing the foams from the bottom of my first bottle when he ordered his 3rd bottle, but it was none of my business, i wasn’t the one paying. Two steaming plates of fresh fish pepper soup soon showed face and we went down on it. As we were introducing the food to our stomach, willy’s phone rang and he picked, he dropped the call with a smile that revealed his entire teeth.

“nelo is coming ”

” Who is nelo?”

“Which other nelo do you know that i know? ”

” Chinelo, Naza’s sister?”

He nodded and sipped his drink.

“I thought they traveled? Is naza coming with her”

“Call naza and ask her”

5 minutes later, Chinelo busted in. She was d--n hot, chocolate complexioned and beautiful, the exact older version of Chinaza, only difference was the skin color. There was a third seat alright but she went straight to my brothers laps and sat her 2 tons of meaty ass on it. She waved at me and i showed her my tumbler in return. So i was now the odd one out. I shrugged and resigned to my fate. The drinks became my bae and companion. 1 hour down and we had already upturned a crate with Williams taking the lead. Chinelo just sipped her smirnoff from my brothers laps.

“That body looks familiar” Williams said as we watched a girl approach us. Nelo giggled.

“Yea, i have seen that shape before ” i said.

The girl walked straight to me and gave me a mild slap on my face. Surprised, i looked up at the face and through the daze caused by the alcohol, i saw a familiar pretty face, the prettiness alone prevented me from emptying my drink on the her. Nelo and Williams just laughed. I smiled sheepishly and looked at the face again, slowly my numbed brain arranged the face like a set of puzzle and in the end, i made out naza’s face.

I rushed up almost turning the table over and lifted her up. I hugged her and felt every part of her in High definition. I don’t know if it was the Highness in me or what but she looked Extra beautiful and sexy, she was on a red gown, at least that was what my eyes saw and her hair was braided in black and white. I gave her a light kiss and carried her on my laps. Then our evening started. We decided we were drunk enough, we ordered just two bottles each and more plates of chicken pepper soup flew in. Trust girls and meat naa.

By the time we were through, none of us could walk straight, we almost nearly forgot we came in a car.

“Guy that car looks familiar” i told Williams as we headed for the gate.

“Which car?”.

He was trying to support himself with Nelo who also was seeking support from him.

“That sienna naa”

“Yea, na the type popsy bought for momsy this year” he said

“Yes na true, make we go house, its late already ” i said grabbing naza by the hips and heading for the gate while Williams and nelo tagged abi staggered along. Willy was in a jolly mood, he brought out his wallet to tip the gateman and the car key fell out. We both looked at each other and without any word, rushed back to where we packed the car.

“Who will drive us home” willy asked.

“Not me, i can’t even see my hands” i said. None of us was fit enough.

We shaa left the car there and came back early the next day for it..

How i met Chinaza, it wasn’t chance or providence, it was Williams.

I had just marked my 15th birthday and i was in my ss1 class while Willy was in ss3. So we were strolling home from school on a hot sunny day. Me and williams, he was rapping to 50 cent’s in da club that was blasting from his first generation china phone and i was giving him the beat with the combination of my throat and lips. Going through our neighborhood like that, a little close to our house we saw a truck packed full with properties.

“its like we have new neighbors ” Willy asked to nobody in particular

” I don’t know” i answered absent minded. I loved music and that track was killing me.

“They better have fine chics ” Willy continued.

” D--n this Chicala is fine” he said as we got closer to the house and i took a look, a girl of about his age stood by the truck, she was chocolate skinned and beautiful in her low cut hair.

“Come lets go and help them” Williams said.

“Why, lets go home, am hungry” i protested but Williams was not the type of guy that makes suggestions, he makes conclusions especially when it was about girls, so my opinion didn’t matter, he just moved inside and i followed him with the bile loading inside me.

“Good afternoon ma” willy greeted a woman we found inside.

“How are you? ”

” Fine ma, my name is Williams Chinedu and this is my Brother Chinecherem, we live around so we decided to come and help” he said and in my mind i was like, who is the we? But i just maintained with an artificial smile. The woman thanked us and soon, we were moving things from outside to inside. Trust willy, he engaged himself only with feminine properties, ones that looked like they belonged to the girl and soon, both of them were talking while i was trying hard not to explode with frustration. I was about to faint From anger when i heard the most beautiful voice i have ever heard.

“Mommy can i take the room upstairs?”

I turned to look at the source of this voice and i saw a young pretty, very pretty girl, light skinned with smooth and fresh body, breasts still upcoming but the figure had prospects of being very curvy in future. She looked at me and shyly ran to her mother. I squeezed my face and smiled inside my heart.

“No, Chinaza you can’t have a room to yourself, you are still small, you will share with Chinelo” her mother replied.

Chinaza, the name stuck to my head like my brain. The energy inside me revamped, i was even ready to move the truck itself inside.

So many eye contacts was established between me and her at regular intervals and in my heart i was like, this one likes me o.

And that was how we unpacked the whole truck. I wasn’t able to talk to Chinaza shaa, i was shy and she was shy. The woman thanked us and said we should come around next time, an invitation both of us hurriedly accepted. We both went home that day rapping to puff Diddy, i need a girl to ride ride ride…

My journey with Chinaza has never been an easy one and it never was. Apart from being beautiful, she was cheeky to people she doesn’t know, especially guys. I was tongue tied at that age so getting a rapport with her was like shaking Wizkid on stage, very possible but difficult. Willy was already missing school lessons because of Nelo and he always dragged me along with him. However, Nelo always came with naza and that made things easier to some extent. Willy and nelo would walk in front with willy’s arm around nelo’s shoulder while me and Naza would walk with a a perfect 2.5 ft distance between us each time.

We talked about nothing in particular, just her class, her school, where they lived and stuffs like that, it was more of a Q&A section and even Naza said i asked a lot of questions but what does she expect when all she does is answer yes or no.

This thing i’m telling you guys moved on for long o. For like 2 months, i was expecting things to fall in place by itself but no show, willy would have helped out but he was too busy corrupting nelo and shaping her into the kind of bad girl he wanted her to be. And as the devil would have it, Chinaza moved into the hostel.

She wasn’t too excited as she told me about it. Me shaa, i wouldn’t say i was too excited, no, that would be mild, i was totally disappointed and mad.

“I will miss you” she said uneasily as we sat together outside their house that night. The way she said it, i never expected it and i really loved it.

“I will miss you too” i said.

“Hmmm”.

“Will you be my girlfriend?” i blurted out so fast.

“Am I your boyfriend before?” she asked in a tone that Flattened my erected Peniii..

“No, i mean like you will love me and i will love you, something like that”. It wasn’t easy saying that and i didn’t find it funny even though she laughed.

“And you are just telling me now, why didn’t you tell me since?”

“I don’t know ”

” Okay, now that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, what next?” she asked again and I regretted asking her out but i was already half gone and there was no backing out.

“I don’t know, maybe we would write love letters and…….. ” i stammered

” And what?”

“And kiss ” i said that with my eyes closed in shame but it was dark so she didn’t see me. She laughed again and said hmmm ok.

We talked for sometime before she stood up to go. I too stood up and without a hint, she hugged me. I hugged back and smiled, my dreams were coming true. We pulled apart and i kissed her, my first kiss. I didn’t know how it tasted, all i know was that i loved kissing her but not the kissing itself, it wasn’t so refreshing or sweet.

“Whats your name again? ” she asked as she was leaving

” Chinecherem ” i answered in a mumu way.

” Chinecherem, I love you but you are not my boyfriend yet, i will tell you my mind later”

“When?”

“When I come back for holidays” she said and bade me goodnight.

Chinaza, crazy from birth..