Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 6
As i was saying in the previous Episode,
When he brought the Garri without sugar
omor i hala for him brain, and I was busy
Cousin: Guy see as you the shout like Mad
Me: Why i no go shout see wetin you bring
make i follow you the Drink, you no try abeg
Cousin: Guy e be like say this Buhari things
no dey your side abi? Just the Manage the
one you see joor
Me: But guy just bring money make we buy
sugar for this thing o,
Cousin: Your own money no the buy sugar?
Me: Is like.
Cousin: your papa left Nyash there
Me: I don hear abeg give me the money joor
Cousin: Take! Beggar
i collected the money which is #20, and
dashed out of the room, as i walk pass our
Neighbor who was going to fetch water
whose name is Emma
Me: Oga o, Good After Noon
Emma: My Man fine pm o, how you dey?
Me: Fine o
Emma: And your Dad?
Me: (shoor na exam i come so? If i know i
for no come meet am o) his fine
Emma: Ok oga.
Me: But guy wait, is it because you now have
new crush on this street that you now wear
Suit to go and fetch water?
Emma: wetin man go do o
Me: Ok o, easy o, abeg make e be.
I left him and went to buy the sugar, i met a
young girl there, she’s the one selling in the
Me: Knock Knock here!
Girl: Who is there?
Me: Your Ancestors
Me: Read am again
Girl: Abeg no carry your own wahala come
spoil my mood abeg
Me: Fine Girl How far?
Girl: wetin you come buy? you come the ask
me how far?
Me: Answer me first nah
Girl: Ok am fine, what else
Me: i like your Nose
Girl: What of my ear?
Me: even that one, abeg come sell sugar give
me joor, and stop blushing
Girl: hmmm, how much Sugar
Girl: Because of ordinary #20 sugar you are
busy raising your voice
Me: Shey na Ordinary Sugar oya give am to
me free nah
She gave me the sugar free and i later on
collected her number not to toast her but to
open office for her head because e be like
say you like me, by the way she said her
name is Favour. I went back to my Cousin
Room and we Drank the Garri peacefully and
i rested for a while and my cousin brought
out a book and asked me if i knew Maths,
and i replied yes
Cousin: if your father gives
you #50 and later gives you
another #50, hw much do
you have in total?
Me: i have nothing
Cousin: my friend you dnt
Me: oga… you dont
know my father
We continued discussing and i later
amounced to him that i will be heading
home, when i got home around 9:17pm, my
dad is already fast asleep in his room, i went
and collected his Laptop were he was
sleeping in his room, when i reached to my
room i realised that i forgot to collect the
Cord i will use to play music in his room, i
went back to his room and picked it up,
instead of me to go back to my room i
decided to check if my Dad is alright, i
checked and found out all is well, but i
noticed a mosquitor on his bald head and i
decided to kill it, Ladies and Gentle
Trouble is when you try to
kill a mosquito that lands on
your father’s bald head using
your bare hand, then you
miss it. My broda you
have to produce evidence or
else you are homeless
That was the case i found myself, my dad
woke up after recieving the dirty slap that
can kill the whole Generation, my Audience
the incident that took place later is what i
don’t know how to explain it
when i woke up in the morning i felt pain
on my head, i tried to stand on my feet and
it seemed impossible, then my phone
started ringing, without even looking at the
Caller, i picked the call
Caller: Hello sweetie, what happened to your
On realising the caller is my Darling Queen i
Me: i was sleeping
Celine: Till now?
I looked at the time and i realized is not
morning it is 2:19pm in the Afternoon,
Me: Don’t worry am ok
we continued discussing on phone and later
ended the call and i decided to log in to my
website to upload more stories and later
logged in to Facebook and also uploaded
stories, before i could drop the phone i
heard a loud scream coming from the
Parlour, i jumped up and went straight to
Guess what I saw?