Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

Woke up early in the morning to see 13 missed calls, courtesy of mrs sandra, inem and cockroach.

Around 8am, cockroach came visiting. I told him my plans and strategy of getting back my laptop and maybe money, he was impressed.

He however copied inem’s number into his phone and called her. I was so surprise cockroach could speak good english
“hello…..baby long time…..you don forget me?…..haba it not fair na to forget my voice…..my phone was lost….my name?….guess na i can still remember you are a good guesser…..are you still beautiful?….you can say that again….paul…..you dont remember such name?…..do you drink?….haahhahah….we can hang out today na…..choose a place na…..i choose FAGA ZONE i live around there….which one?….kings lounge?..what about my apartment?…crescent street.. Can you make it there early this morning? I have a flight to taken by nine o am a business guy…okay…bye….cant wait..notify me when you reach the junction…wow just like that. It was obvious she was an ashawo.
[B] “the thief dey come make we prepare.”
“cockroach you smart die” i commended. I was so surprise by the stunt he performed.
“if na me ehhh ” he laughed.
“but i tell am say i dey live for crescent street and she dey come”
“e be like say she don forget”
five minutes later, she called back.
“hi switty….ohh…transport….okay ill come over to yours then….you dont trust me?….haha….i should describe you?….you are tall, fair, possess a nice figure 8 shape, slim, Sekxy, fair…hahah…your adreess?….kk love ya..” he hung up.
“she don remember say you dey live for crescent street. Fvckup.”
“e good na ”
“i bin wan make we detain am for here, fvck am all through the week. But plans don spoil…oya prepare, we dey leave soon” cockroach said.
“you nko? You go wear bathroom slippers go meet babe?”
“we no wan psyche am we wan….see you dey waste my time…make i go bring chicken laps come”
“we no go chop now na when we come back.” i said, he laughed.
“chicken laps na gun b—–d.”
“ewwoooh wetin we go need am do na?”
“you dey mad ni. Before i come back you don ready. 20mins” he said and departed.

I wore my baggies short and yellow top and waited. True to his words, he came exactly 20 mins time.

I took my bag, and locked the door. Walked down the street and boarded a keke to ibb road.