Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

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Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

“No ma no ma i cant” i said as the incident flashed through my mind. No be me you wan carry go give adamu.

I was expecting her to persit, but she only smiled at me, while driving off.

Immediately she went, happiness was walking over to me. She came near and hugged me tight.
“make this girl no put me for trouble one day o. If her popcy catch me, my own don finish” i said within.
“what troubling you again?” she asked still holding me. I doubted if she had a fiance as she claimed.
“That the woman that came looking for you yesterday evening”.
“happy, your dad is not in the house?” i asked disengaging from her soft and fresh body.
“so you are scared?” she asked, hitting my chest as she giggled. “he wont and cant do anything, am grown up aint i?” she asked rolling her eyes.
“no no no ma, he may not be thinking as you think, and he personally warned me not to …. ”
“he what? Are you kidding me?” she asked.
“ya he did. Does he knows you have a fiance?” i asked.
“fiance? I dont have o”
“what! The engagement ring you showed me yesterday nko?” i asked my eyes puffing up.

She laughed. “let go and sit there first” she said pointing to a log of wood beside my apartment. We moved over and sat down.

She wanted to sit on my laps, My d–k quickly smiled as it was ready for her enormous nya.sh to rest on it, but “THE FEAR OF MY LANDLORD IS THE END OF KONJI” i quickly shifted and her huge ars.se fell on the wood. She glanced at me angrily.

Common guys, we sat just opposite their house for God sake. If to be measured, i guess it was 8 or 10ft from theirs. And her father was home, and she still expected me to carry her heavy mass on my laps?.
“so tell me, you dont have a fiance, do you?” i asked.
“i was kidding o, i dont have a fiance but i have a boyfriend, who is currently not in the country”
“wowwwwwww, so he is that rich? So me nko? U d use me the pass time abi?
“he travelled to liberia last week. You know am not in a relationship thing with you, it just a s-x stuff”.

“liberia? Make ebola no go catch am o” i said, my hands on my head.
“God forbid, na you im go catch” she said hitting my laps.
“aaaaaawwwwwuchhhh. So you love him like that? You love him more than my d!c.k?” i asked smiling naughtily.
“you are mad, and who said i love your d!c.k?”
“i can vividly remember you speaking dirty last night when we were romping”
“i said that?” she asked feigning innocence.
“ya and that reminds me, you said your dad will be back in a weeks time, why the sudden change?” i asked frowning my face.
“that how i saw it o”
“how did you know he was coming…..” i didnt finish my sentence when i saw my landlord coming out of their house, putting on only dirty brown singlet and and agbada trouser.

His hands in his pocket while he whistle loudly.

I could pick out the tone of the song he whistled.

It was ” i pray i pray lord jesus answered me, i pray i pray o i pray i pray lord jesus answered me, it is well with my soul” that was the song he sang.

He moved towards us, happiness was dumbstruck, she was afraid. Is this not the babe that boasted that her dad cant do anything?

I didnt wait for an interpreter to tell me that the whistle was meant and referred to me.

He came over, me and happiness greeted him.
“happy i the hungry oya go the cook that ekpang wey d remain”. He said.
“ok pa pa pa” happiness replied , she stood and left, taking a glance at me.
I wasnt that afraid. Is it wrong for me talk with her daughter?

My landlord sat down near me, taking the exact place happinees sat. That action made me scared. He was damnt ugly, adamu younger brother i would say. Am pretty sure happiness wasnt his daughter, seems his wife played away match. Ive never seen his wife before.

When he was sure happiness was out of hearing, he said
“my dear i dont need to warn you again.

Stay away from my daughter. Apart from that, your water bill had expire and i want to collect the money now if it available”.

“sir we were only gisting o ”
“ill not warn you again” he said drawing his vegetable leave like ears.
“ok sir. I dont have the money with me here, let me go and withdraw, ill give you tonight” .

He grinned ear to ear. He like money to much. “that why i like you. We can still be friends if you let my daughter be”. He said, standing up ,he gave me one last look and walked away.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww! I sighed in my mind. For im mind im wan protect im daughter toto o. Infact for that i go make sure i nyash am well well.

I reluctantly stood up, and went down the street to withdraw his money. After the withdrawal, it was 6:00pm.

I called peace, she told chinyere my location.

Although i was angry with what she did, i had to masked the anger. She picked at the first ring.
“hello who is this?”
“maurice, how are you now?”
she paused, “maurice? Why didnt you call since”. She asked feigning annoyance.
“oh baby i didnt have time o. But can we meet?”
“mmmmm let me seeeeee ok tonight will be good” she answered her voice portraying excitement.
“no oo i wont be around. Am going to tarry night” she laughed “tarry night on tuesday? You think i dont know what you want to do? I pray you change soon”
i smiled

“ok babe tomorrow will be better for me”
“ok o, i cant wait to sq££ze that juicily smooth d!c.k in my hands” she said in the naughtiest voice ever.
“and i cant wait to draw that oil” as my oga moneysoldier would say.
“which oil?” she asked.
“you wont understand. Till tomorrow then”
“ok then swity bye. Eheh your ex is coming back on wendsday o” my heart skipped a beat.
“mmmmm ok o but please help me beg her, i didnt mean to hurt her”
“beg her ni, james dey vex for you well well. I see what i can do” she said and hung up.

I have to beg this babe if i want to live.

I planned to call joe later.