Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

[]I inserted my customized d!c.k inside her hot wet p—y and started pumping harder.


She cummed in less than three minutes of the fvck. I immediately remembered my hit track titled “SEKEM” by Mc Galaxy and remixed by Bluestarry.

I sang the song along as i b@nged the hell out of mrs sandra p—y.
“oya open her leg, one hand on your head, one hand on her nyash, oya fvck am” i sang along nodding my head like agama lizard.
“oh yeaaaaaaa og gosh yea yea f–k me babbyyy” she m0aned.

What!! She just talk dirty? Well ill am a christian, i dont do such(winks)
“yeaaaaaa baaaabyyy take it baby . spaaank my fvckinng f–k a-s please” she said, Which i obliged her gladly
we cummed after twelve minute. I lay totally exhausted.

She suddenly stood and looked at me angrily.
“what did you just do?” she asked getting up.

Shuooo! Wetin i do? I was just staring at her surprise written all over my face.
“Why did you do it?” she asked again. To say i was surprise is an understatement.
“ma what did i do?” i asked feigning innocence.
“are you trying to tell me it wasnt you that fvck me just now?” she asked, getting of the bed. obviosly getting angry.

Choi wetin i do this woman na abi na me tell am say i wan fvck am? I asked myself. my d!ck had become limp.
” You took advantage of me right? Do you know am married and i love my husband and my family as well?” she asked.

Her last statement got me really surprise as i stood up, took my trousers from the floor.
“are you deaf? Cant you answer my question?” she asked drawing closer.
“see this woman o abi she posses no be s£duce me since for office? Mtcheeeeeeeew” i said in my mind not knowing i had said it physically.
“whaaaaaaat? What did you just say? That am a s–t? ” she shouted on me.
“Chei i no want wahala make i the go. But madame no be you say you enjoy am so no what the fuse about? Or is it now your conscience is functioning well?” i asked her getting angry too.

I picked my clothes wore them , picked my phone and was about heading out from her room when she held me by the trouser like police do criminals, and threw me at the wall.

She continue raining abuses and cursing me on the top of her voice.

Wetin come upon this woman? She possess?.

Im need deliverence.

I struggled and ran outside the house, and she ran after me. And there was the devil himself adamu, parking his properties he was prepared leaving.
“adamu what are you doing there. get that b—–d here. Dead or alive” she shouted at adamu.

On hearing this, adamu knew his work was renewed.
“kai kai wallahi madam i know say this boy e no kood boy e no kuud atall” he said removing his slipper to give me the chase of my life.

I rushed to the gate, luckily it was opened. I ran out and dashed down the street. I thought i had lose adamu so i turned back only to see the devil, with smile on his frog face, cutlass firmly held, following closely at my back.

I don enter gobe. Abeg make una tell davido say i wan do remix of gobe with am.

Adamu pursued me and i ran like never before.

I had tried stopping six okada but they didnt stop. If na you, you for stop?

I raced passed a group of older women and adamu followed closely on my heels.
“make una help that guy o animal the pursue am”
“i never see this animal before o”
” this one na our ancestors”.

Those were the words i heard when i ran pass people. I still had to do a fifteen minute race to the bus stop since no bike man wanted to help a guy.

I lost my shoes, i threw away the document when it was like a load to me.

If usain bolt pursue you with cutlass you know your own don finish. I was in that situation.


Adamu the devil being usain bolt( for im mind o) and i being the victim.

Adamu was gradually covering in the gaps i left. Until he was just few inches at my back. He raised the cutlass to strike at my back.
“he go cut am o make una catch madman o” someone screamed.

I closed my eyes, expecting the cutlass slash only to hear a growling sound behind me. Then i heard ” allah kai” I turn my neck, behold adamu Usain bolt the 2nd was rolling on the tarred road like a ball, with his agbada like a parachute on him.He had tripped and fell
I was saved again by the bell. Jesuss i thank you. I ran to a save place to watch what he was going to do.
“kai allah why i fall na. I for smoke pepper todeey. I get am for luck. Idiot poy” he said dusting his parachute.

People laughed out their lungs as they watched the short drama acted by two mad fellow. Was i mad? That question for the gods.
I took a bike home , on getting to my apartment, the landlords daughter was home.


She came for holiday i guessed. She schooled at uniben. She was trimming flowers when i got home. I had a huge crush on her and i know she knows about it. Their house was opposite mine.
“jeeesuuusss. Brother what happened to you? Where is your shoe?” she asked in surprised. well ! That why i like her, she respect people. She wouldn’t mind greeting you as many times as she sees you. I had warned her time without number to address me by my name but she wouldnt yield to it.
“na robbers o them kidnapped me if no be say i the watched jackie chan movie i for die because na the style wey i use fight run” i said show casing my crockcroach style for kungfu.

She laughed hard and long.
“you don the start chei i don come back house you no go kill o” she said still laughing.

We exchanged pleasantries and i asked of her school and perfomance in school which she replied.

I excused myself i went to my house. I unlocked my door went straight to the bathroom, took my bath and prepared something to eat. The time was 5:32 pm when i reached house. After eating i called joe to meet him the next day.

He said i should brief him on what happen.

But i insisted that ill tell him when we meet, he angrily hungup.

I knew i was going to be sacked by Mrs sandra.

I planed engaging myself in other banking business. I was in deep thought about why my boss had to react the way she did. Maybe the s-x was so sweet that it made her mad.

She definitely needs a psychiatrist attention. I mean “FULL ATTENTION”

I went to bed early because of the happenings of the day. I was about closing my eyes when i heard a knock on my door.

Has adamu and mrs sandra located me? I shivered in fear.
“who’s that?” i asked.
” it me happiness” what?
My landlords daughter? Chai landlord don warn me say make i no try am. You never see as landlord SACK im tenant before?

I went to the door, my hands shivering, i unlocked it and behold an angel, an epitome of beauty stood in front of me. Happiness wore a bum short with a sphagetti top.What does she want?
“wont you let me in?” she ask smiling. A smile that usually melt my heart.
“please do”
My d!c.k nodded in excitement.