Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: Me And My Guys (18+)

i was heading to mama emeka’s fast food joint.

People were staring at me as if i was the long awaited masqurade since we were in the month of november.

I almost passed the fast food. I went in, sat backing the door then i ordered for a loaded plate of rice.

The woman brought a spoon but i told her not to worry her self, that i came prepared.

I ordered for a sachet of water, i washed the spoon and cleared the pyramid of rice before five minute.

It was when i finished eating that it dawned on me that i was bare footed and the stares i was getting from the customers in the fast food made me look like a celebrity.

The male fans that were staring at me lifted theirs eyes from me and placed it on the door.


Everyone was staring at the entrance of the restaurant.


What are the looking at? Is there another celebrity that came in?.

I turned my neck to see what there were looking at. Behold it was Ella, the girl i had fantasized fu.c.king times without number.

She was the one coming in with three of her friends. What this girl wore can make the pope sin.


She was putting a mini-skirt or should i say a mini- mini-skirt since it was too short to be called a mini skirt.

I was visibly shaking. Why? Because this was a girl i had chyke. And here was i with a trouser, a singlet, no shoe and a spoon in the hand.

I was so embarrased.

She scanned the place with her x-rays eyes to check for empty table. Every table was occupied except the table opposite me, which was a table for three.

Eyes were still staring at her when she sat down crossing her straight sexilocious legs exposing her pinky g-string pant.

I immediately regreted not wearing my iron pant like boxer because my d.i.c.k was already on motion. Am sure every male that was in that fast food had a risen d.i.c.k but it seems mine was the worst because i wore a light trouser made of silk.
“oga abeg come pay me my money” mama emeka said referring to me.
“Choi!!! How i go take standa pay this woman with this risen wood” i was contemplating in my mind.

My head was lowered as i tried hiding my d.i.c.k.

I couldnt tell the woman to come collect her money because she was old enough to be my ancestor. That would have been an insult.

When i raised my head my head, behold, all eyes were on me again.

I was the centre of attraction again, this time with the girl of my fantasy being a spectator and what? She was laughing.

I was a fair coloured fellow, much like an albino so my face was red with embarrasment.

I made up my mind to walk up and give the granny her money.

As i stood up and tried shuffling my d.i.ck between my legs. What happened made me regreted my coming to the restaurant.