Must Read: Awkward Ways I Met Girls

7 years ago

Must Read: Awkward Ways I Met Girls

Friday.

But unlike the 13ths, it was good omen. In the morning I called to know what time she’d be come. She hadn’t picked up but minutes later a text came in
“Sorry I missed ur call. See you at 2″
Excited I thought to go get small stuff to keep the mouth busy until the lips start moving… Lol
It was 11 when I got back in, cans of soft drinks and biscuits and popcorn was what I bought. Nothing heavy, just to keep busy.

She eventually arrived. Early bird. It was around 1.45pm. That hug was as soothing as I had anticipated, this time around I held her by the hips while we hugged. I fought the temptation of holding behind the hips. No need to rush, I would soon get into the hips, not even behind again. And when there was enough distance between us to see her whole…

Chinnnekeee mee eeehh! This was more than ‘Ukwu Nwanyi Owerri’ I was overwhelmed with the pleasures of just admiring God’s wonder of art.

Abeg, make I ask: why are those oyinbos flat?

And their men are able to get their rods erect by looking at flatness?

We were gisting, drinking coke and snacks, laughing when she suddenly asked
“Do you have anything harder than this” referring to the coke.

I smiled.

“I was thinking the same o, I don’t have anything harder but let quickly get” as I moved to the door, she asked
“Did you get it?”
“What?” I asked
“The movie”
“What movie?”

“I know you’re a smart student” she laughed
Then it hit me. Porrn!

“I’m coming first, lemme get a drink”
I left.

Truth was that I didn’t have any, so I decided to go further to the bus-stop where a roadside CD seller had one. I just asked the guy to recommend one. So gave me one, I paid him N150. Immediately, I removed the CD plate and gave him back the pack. I held just the plate and returned to where I’d get a drink. I decided for a bottle of wine. Carlo Rossi Red Wine. N1,150. I put the mojoh inside the nylon I was given and headed back.

She was listening to music on her phone.

Lawwwd!! When I saw those boobbs! I don’t know what came over me, like I instantly got high. Instantly fvcking engulfed my sense. Gaddammit! See nyansh! See bobie. Why exactly do I have to watch X-rated when I could be lead actor here and now!..

A live 18 movie was about to start.

In truth it was a movie for older than 18. Cos the ecstasy I experienced that day would have been too much to handle. I was literally taken into cloud 9!

I dropped the drinks. I had bought it cold. I got two cup and poured us some. After I gave her one, I made to sit beside her.

As I landed beside her, my hand moved involuntarily round her. I sat to her right. We were sipping, then she aked
“The movie?”

I went to the DVD player and slid my hand to the back where there was ‘PAL’ and ‘NTSC’.

I switched it to NTSC. My DVD doesn’t play our local CDs when switched to NTSC. So it didn’t play. I went back to sit beside her. And we continued gisting and drinking.

I left hand went again to her back and started running slowly through. The skin in the area between her neck and her back was not covered by her top. This was where I concentrated.

Any rythmic to and fro movement on a woman’s bare skin that continues longer than few round will begin to gradually get into her.
I was commenting on stuff on the TV and I looked at her and saw she had closed her eyes. It had started entering her.

I moved in for the kill.

I leaned forward and pecked that part of her neck, she rolled her neck round.

I dropped my cup.

With two hands free, I started to run the other hand from her arm. She didn’t move but with her eyes still closed.

My hand went to her stomach. Slowly caressing her up. I ran it through her breastt, by the time I touched her Tip, her breating changed.

I climbed the bed and knelt behind her.

From behind her, my hands worked on her bobie.

I raised her top and pulled it off. One hand in a single movement loosened her bra. From the back I cupped her booobs in my hand. Big big big booobs! And I loved the shape. I shall sU-Ck!
I began to smooch the living day light into her, planting wet kisses on her back and neck. No need to be told, she was wet.

She was seriously wet under. Cos when I eventually started to work on the lower parts, I saw wonders. Haaaaaa! Yetunde was sweeet o!

To know how those meaty pound of flesh she calls bombom is, whenI loosened her trouser it was war to get it past her hips. That yansh caused a delay in pulling off the trouser. When it evetually same off? I was flabbergasted!
Osanobuaaaaa!!!

You need to see this raw asss, till then you won’t understand. She had to the first wonder of Africa. Gaddamm
Noooo! I can’t do missionary on this type of thing. That will be under-utilization of resources.

Doggiee it had to be for an absolute view.

My hand slid to her cameltoe and she slightly parted her laps. By the time I slid a finger into her puccy. She let out a soft m0an
“urhhhh” she was wet all over. This whet me. At the temperature in her oven, myrod nodded…