Must Read: My Name Is Miracle (18+)

7 years ago

Must Read: My Name Is Miracle (18+)

Roaming around i was unfortunate to see some dudes challenging themselves by taking shots of alcohol.

“hey, nigga comeover”, one of them arrogantly called on me.

Trying to hold myself together i allowed his N word-insult to pass as i kept on walking.

“it seems this nigga is deaf,fvvvking deaf”, he shouted at me heading towards me.

His pals came and soon i was already kicking and showing them some made in Nigeria blows.

Ma people no b only Africa tout dey o.

After pounding their soft faces(the way i pound yam in naija) i dusted my clothes put my both hands on my back(the way Jet-li or Chinese masters do after a dual),faced front and started praying to locate Dan cos i no wan hear say those boys recover and still see me alone. All eyes on me(sifu) and luckily i saw the white guy who was with Dan in the garden. We exchanged pleasantries as he led me upstairs(for Vip’s). It was a lady’s party so nearly all Vip’s were ladies.

Soon i was drinking with them all and cracking all naija jokes i know. Omo na so so laugh o. Even Jade was in the spirit. Dan was more like a backup and damn we blowed their minds. Dan asked me to dance for the ladies but me said no o, shey na because i wan show my Funny side him one make i act like clown,there is no way ama rep Naija clownlishly and thank God i didn’t cos my refusal made one of the girls requested i dance with her. This was no ordinary girl cos she had no ordinary arse. I could swear she added some butt pad but i was proven wrong when my hand pressed on her arse as we were gently dancing to one of those boring country love music.

I peeped and saw the others now in pair, Jade was with Dan dancing, his white sis was with her guy and others were engaged dancing.
Soon na kiss i feel for my mouth o. This yellow pawpaw wey i no even know either her name or her surname don kickstart the show and trust me i no dull,if to say na for naija o go fit form principled but over here hell no.

To cut the long story short the girl was very energetic. Dan had slipped a key with a room no on it and i had led her to the room(na me open show as Dan later told me),i used CD sha so e bin no to sweet me.that girl was like a doki(hausa word for donkey) a bad white fvvker. 11pm and i was already in my room with mum as Dan drove me home when i told him i didn’t tell my mum i will stay over.

I asked him for his sister’s and Jade’s number and he obliged.

Next day i woke up scared as i remembered the past events…