Must Read: My Name Is Miracle (18+)

Episode 7 years ago

Must Read: My Name Is Miracle (18+)

The next morning i was woken up by a slap on my morning-looking dilk. I rolled on the bed in pains,looking up i saw Ifeanyi looking at me with a frown on his face.

“I don die Today”, lots of thought occupied my mind. “or was he awake last nyt and saw me fvvkd his sister.”

“no vex”, i said as i couldn’t ascertain the meaning of the look on his face.

“For wetin”, he asked still with a tight face.

I felt my belly sq££zed and my hairs stand.”what will i tell my parents if they get to know of wat happened last night”.

“for fvvvking your sister”, i almost answered as i already made my mind to admit my mistake and apologise.

“see as your J0yst!ck stand like pole, who you dey fvvk for dream”, he said while trying to suppress laughter before i could sign my own death warrants.

Realizing how clueless he was and how stupid i wanted to be, i feigned annoyance.

“na ur grandmama”, i said as i stood up to chase him though i know i couldnt match him on a normal day on the tracks.

My pursuit lasted not so long as he ran into his elder sisters room amidst shout and refusal from her.

Towards noon we headed to the College of Education to do some harvesting. One thing i love about Ifeanyi is his ability to meet up with my confidence though i taught him the law of being firm towards a lady to gain her love(as far as back as Jss2), he already surpasses me in the act of Straffing.

We came back towards sunset with loads of female contacts both beautiful and ugly. I la!d on the bed as i relinquished my main highlight of the day. Ifeanyi had followed a girl into the school library. The girl in question wasnt interested in handing her number to him so he swore in her present to get the number no matter what.

Not long after he went in i saw him coming out with her bag, walking while they both laughed, i instantly knew my boy had succeeded.


By 9pm i went to the parlor to catch up with the news(by 9pm for that house all of them knows it is daddy’s time).


I watched and listened along side the daddy of the house. We both talked and shared our opinion on the happenings in the country.


He was impressed and asked me how i knew all that, i told him the truth that i was the Press club president.


“Keep it up”, he said with beams of smile on his face.

He later retired to bed and for the first time that night i observed Chinaza laying on the cushion her eyes glued to the television.


I knew she was still not happy with me but why will she come and fvvk me if she was angry with me.
“you kissed me against my will”, she finally broke the grave-yard silence.



“ah ah, c pesin wey come fvvk me dey complain say i just kiss her”,i was sayin in my mind.

I decided to keep up the act
“am sorry i should have don that earlier but i was so foolish trying to blacklist you from being the most beautiful girl i have seen both in character(she dey give me better quantity of food) and beauty(she was really beautiful).

She sat up in a flash when i said those words of mine looking me with an angry face.

“i am telling you that you kissed me against my will and you are telling me nones…..”,she couldnt complete her statement before i rushed towardd her given her a well taken kiss.

My lips never for once left hers at least not before she responded to my kiss.

Finally i felt her tongue opened my mouth, and i smiled saying in my heart “na die you dey dis night”.