Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 14
Man:which borehole again,which borehole
(u neva see anytin)
Me:u no no wetin be borehole,i wan piss na
wetin e mean
Man:i dont understand
you want to pee?
Me:yes na
Man:please i dont want to go late for a wedding i have a wedding to attend.
Me:ehen?,so because say you dey go wedding ma no piss.
ma Piss for body nii!?.
Man:hmmmn,ok be brief,i dont want to get late.
( ”MAD OO!”
make una play me
”KE -STAR” BY DAVIDO)
;Omo,see green light;
Me:thank you sir,let me do quick quick.
i open the car door and went to a bush near my street and started pretending to pee.
Dis man eyes still dey on me.
chai,how i go take escape now.
luck ran on me as his phone rang and he pick it to receive the call.
Geez!
”thank you baba god
”Anoda green light
Before they said jack robinson I quickly run to our fence and climb it and jump into my compound
”his fada nyansh”
on getting to the house Landord shock me with a suprise i didnt expect….
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GUESS THE SUPRISE
NEXT
T.B.C
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