Uncle Smart - S01 E06

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Uncle Smart - S01 E06

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 6

Smart looked around him at first to see if their are children around him, but the crippled beggar started laughing like someone that is insane “hahaha, fool…!” The beggar cursed Smart,

Smart Shaked his head and left without looking back to check if the beggar is still in that position. Smart thought the beggar as a mad blind cripple, situation can do things to the brain at times these were his thoughts.

Two policemen sat behind the counter, coming from the major entrance you will only be able to see from their stomach to their heads.

Smart walked into the station “Smart smart, how far na” one of the police officers hailed him as they shook hands, Smart became their friends because of the tips he gave to them on his frequent visits to the station. after their normal greetings

“so, wetin bring you come here this early morning?” He asked Smart.

Smart started explaining how Joeman fought him “the guy carry my generator scatter, even spoil my stove” he lied as he narrated a whole new encounter he imagined

“that one no go lock am up, my write how em use matchet threaten your life” the policeman suggested, the one with pen writing the statement of the case.

“Ehem! Put am” Smart agreed, he finished writing the statement, while Smart paid for it and also gave them personal money.

Back at the yard, buckets filled with water queued from the entrance of the restrooms unit to the centre of the compound, as the owners stood behind or beside their buckets waiting for their turns.

They yelled at each other if anyone takes time to bath, “

that small pikin make em baf outside” a man pointed at Berry and shouted angrily at her,

she turned back and eyed him “make your useless Victor go baf outside with that em p**** like em father own” Mama Berry mother retorted,

everyone in the queue roared in laughter apart from Victor and his father.

Smart step into the compound with two officers behind him “that big head man, na him” Smart pointed at Joeman who is the last person on the queue, everybody remained silent as the police officers marched towards them, Smart watched from his doorpost as they held Joeman on his belt “wetin I do ona officer” Joeman wailed as he was dragged out of the compound like a common criminal, his wife emerged from his room “officers, wetin happen?” She asked no one in particular.

Smart hissed and entered his room,

“Smart, wetin my husband do you, them never pay am for three Months” Blessing Joemans wife lamented as Smart brought out his stove to cook,

Joeman works in his local government council, he haven’t been paid for three Months ’cause of the chairman who decided not to pay but to embezzle the funds allocated.

Smart ignored her and put the rice on fire and went inside, he locked his door as Joeman’s wife kept on Crying on the ground outside, people who were on the queue mind their business as some supported and some were against Smart.

“you don see where busy body land am, that Joeman busy body too much” one of the men who was waiting for his turn said while conversing with a man behind him.

After Smart was done eating, he came out to take his bath. He went to the tap and fetched water, two women were the ones left in the queue, immediately the man who was done bathing step out of the restrooms entrance the two women carried their buckets of water and got stuck in the entrance

“mama Sandra, warn yourself oh” the woman that is very fat said pointing at the other woman who was almost spitting at her face “fatty, you nofit do anything” she shouted and jumped up, her both hands find her waist.

Smart ignored them and walked forward, immediately the fat woman landed her hand behind the other one, who bent and held her by the waist.

Smart ran into the bathroom and locked it, he started bathing while the two women outside were battling themselves on the ground.

“Commot for my body, fatty” the slim woman said with a harsh voice as the other woman is on top of her, her hand curled her neck as she held her to herself. The fat woman struggled to breathe but she still maintained her position on the other woman, when they heard water splashes. They disengaged from each other and ran to the bathroom door then slammed it with their palms “who dey inside there?” Both of them asked at a time, Smart whistle before he replied “ona don fight finish? Go and fight again” he said and started singing ignoring the curses that were rained on him by the women.

Smart tied his towel around his waist and stepped out of the bathroom, the two women glared at him, immediately he left both of them still struggled with who will go in first, the slim woman sneaked in because of her size and locked the bathroom door “shame oh, olobo ho! Hoo! Hooo!” She shouted happily and almost danced in the bathroom.

Smart mechanic is the biggest and the most famous mechanic around his area, there is no car he cannot repair. He makes a lot of money from it that he spend on women alone, Smart would have been a mechanical engineer if his parents didn’t die before he could make it to his third year in the university. He pulled out of the university since no helper came forth to sponsor him.

At noon, Smart had just finished repairing a car that took all his energy away, he went to a bench that he kept under a tree and slept off, Smart saw himself peeping a naked old woman bathing as his hand creep into his short. He started playing with his ****, his mouth slightly open as he moans and groans escaped his lips.

He felt tingling sensation in his abdomen, immediately the environment changed to his room. He heard a loud cry of a baby. He woke up and went angrily to the door and opened it, he saw three baskets of babies on his doorpost, the babies were crying.

He looked around to check if there is anyone in the yard but find no one, he stepped out of the room and started going from room to rooms to ask who dropped the babies but the rooms were like rooms that the occupants have left it many years past, he started crying and sweating.

“Ewoo!” Smart shouted as he woke up and fell from the bench,

Eunice who stood beside him giggled “uncle Smart, I don come” she said to Smsrt who sat on the ground sweating

“ehnn..” Smart replied her.

Smart go do, yes or no?