Uncle Smart - S01 E03

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Uncle Smart - S01 E03

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 3

A man stepped out his room and stretched himself on his doorpost, he is the caretaker of the yard. His name is Joseph but we do called him Joeman, the thought of unpaid PHCN bills in the yard worried him.

He walked to Smart’s door four steps away from his doorpost.

He knocked “kpo! Kpo! Kpo!!” repeatedly, no response.

He decided to look for him, he walked through the hallway that leads to one of the frontage exit.

He greeted two or three occupants of the rooms in the hallway, he appeared at the pavement. Searched around the area with his eyes and didn’t find Smart, he rubbed the back of his head wondering why he never thought Smart to be at his normal relaxation place.

He walked to were Smart is on getting there, he saw movements in the dark wondering what Smart is doing with a little girl in such a place.

Joeman is newly married to a woman some Months ago, he wondered why the tenants allowed their children get close to somebody as Smart “Smart wetin ona dey do there?” He asked.

Smart tensed and concealed his d–k in his boxer, his d–k pulsated in his pant and released his seeds in his short. He sighed in displeasure as his warm c-m spills on his bare skin

“Uncle Smart, them don catch us” the little girl said shaking with fear.

Smart deep his hand in his pocket and gave her some naira note, cleared his throat “carry am go” he told the little girl who ran away happily.

“Tiana, wetin you dey do with Smart?” He asked the little girl who ignored him and ran into the yard.

He went closer to Smart who is boiling in anger “Smart, I dey suspect you oh. The way you dey play with women and small girls for this yard” Joeman told him regretting while he didn’t come out with torchlight or his phone he would have catch both of them red-handed.

“Joe the akita, make I dey follow men? See, no be everyman be gay. Na em make you nofit handle your wife” Smart replied him angrily and carried the plastic chair he sat on,

“see I no get time for you, give me NEPA money” he told Smart who stopped walking and faced him .

“which NEPA, the one wey dey bring light or the one wey nofit on light?” He replied him and hissed angrily, he left Joeman standing.

Smart went into his room and came out with a generator and started singing “I pass my neighbor, I pass my neighbor” he whistled as he sang joyfully to himself, he placed it on a wood facing the pipe the smoke is coming from to Joeman’s room. He took the wire that hang loosely close to the wall and connected it with the generator, he held the generator rope and dragged his hand forming triangle.

When the lights came up some children in the yard started shouting “NEPA!!!” Smart smiled inwardly. He went into his room and came out with towel and left to take his bath.

“Joeman, smoke dey enter inside this house” Blessing Joeman’s wife complained to her husband who laid on the foam but thinking very hard, when Joeman didn’t respond she nudge him and reported the matter again.

Joeman stood up and went out of his room, he went straight to the generator and off it.

Smart saw him “neighbors neighbors come oohh– jealousy, people wey nofit buy gen. dey off one” Smart said hilariously, his hands raised up to the sky.

Everybody came out of the room and some stood far from there, and some went closer, .

Joeman why you off em generator? I wan charge my phone” one of the unmarried lady in the yard complained she is a nurse.

Joeman glared at him in the dark, “the smoke dey enter my room” Joeman told all of them.

“Which smoke pass poverty?” one of the men in the yard retorted, everybody laughed as Joeman who got angry and left them angrily.

“My help you on am,Uncle Smart” somebody in the yard told him, Smart nodded as his generator is taken to the back of the yard.

Smart went inside his room and whistled triumphantly, when the light came men and women with children came with their phones, torches to charge. Smart asked for extension to plug them, in no time his room looks like a charging centre. He locked his door and started watching movie in his cozy sitting room.

In the dark room Blessing, Joeman’s wife tried to on her torchlight it was emanating faint light to her displeasure, PHCN brought their light two days ago and they have been using the torch since then. They even forgot to switch it off the previous night, “this torch don die oh, go charge am for Smart room na” she told her husband who is boiling with anger on the bed

“your legs break, go charge am by yourself” Joeman shouted at her, “sorry oh” she replied and left the room.

Smart heard the knock on his door and he grumbled, he thought everyone has charged his phone. He opened the door and saw Joeman wife with just wrapper tied around her waist with a handless top, he ogled her and noted that she isn’t putting on bra.

“Smart help me charge our torch” she said to him and presented the torch,

others were not allowed in but Smart wanted Joeman’s beautiful wife

“enter charge am na” Smart replied her and opened the door widely as she went in, he looked at her ass and licked his lower lip and shut the door behind him.

She bent low and plugged the torch, and charged her phone

“Blessing, you know say your husband no love you” Smart told her

“how I go do am, I don marry I don marry am” she replied Smart

“I know say him nodey f–k you well, I get something for you” Smart said and went inside his bedroom brought some money and gave it to her, the woman watch silently without accepting the money.

“Thank you, Smart” she took the money from Smart, Smart nodded and walked closer to her standing before her

“you know say you fine well well, I wish say you never marry Joeman. You for be my wife” Smart told her, she shrugged. Smart held her by the waist, she pushed him off her body and Smart fell on the floor with a surprised look on his face “rubbish!” She hissed and left Smart room, with his money.

Smart stood up angrily and off his generator, everybody who has came to charged in his room troop in and took them including Joeman’s wife.

She forgot to tell her husband about the encounter that night.

The next day, Smart was brushing his mouth closed to the gutter that runs through the side of the yard when Eunice walked pass him

“bia Eunice, you get apolo or you don dey wear blind people eyeglass?” Smart asked angrily glaring at her .

“no try me oh, I see when you f–k mama Berry that day” she replied

Smart was shocked by her revelation “ah ah, Eunice Eunice, you know say we be paddy paddy, you don tell anybody?” Smart asked his heart beating rapidly.