Men Dey Reason - S01 E134

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E134

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 134

“Tochi see the two s’tubborn goat don come” Kate

announced as we came close to their drinking

table.

Truely, we looked like goats. Two christmas goats.

Suddenly, a guy with thick beards let out a

thundering slap to Man’s head. The heavy “Wind”

that came with the slap almost swept me off my

feet. Infact, i thought Man would throw up his

entire brain.

“na una dey give my sister wahala abi, una no

want make she enjoy herself abi” the guy that

slapped Man said.

“so na to dey sleep with her fellow woman nahim

be say she dey enjoy herself abi?” I nearly said.

As a bald guy came close to me, i was expecting

him to slap me the way Man was slapped, so i

bowed my head a bit for it to be positioned well for

his slap. To my greatest surprise, he sent an

uppercut to my left eye.

It was light out.

It was as if i was riding on a Roller coaster.

As i tried opening my right eye to see if i was still

in the physical or i had gone spiritual, he sent a

hot slap to my right cheek.

My two eyes went blackout. And this time i was

riding on a Mary-go-round.

Not only that, i saw Roses germinating on my

right cheek.

“Flow you don dey die be that oh” I told myself.

I was hearing drumbeats by my side, i thought the

hosts of heaven had rolled out the drums

welcoming two guests. Or rather two goats.

But when i heard Man shouting “yeee!!

Aaaaaaah!! I don die oh!!” It dawned on me that

what i thought was drumbeats was the sound of

Plank on Man’s head.

“wetin him do na?” I was wondering why they left

me alone and was beating Man Blue Black.

“F’oulish boy, you sabi laugh abi?” one of the guys

said. That was when it dawned on me that Man

laughed when he was first slapped. Maybe it was

because my eyes and ears were shut that was why

I never saw and heard him laughed.

“Make una leave them, make we hear wetin them

wan talk” Kate brought the beatings to a stop.

I managed to open my left eye to see that on

Man’s face grew two Koko. One on his Forehead

and one on his Nose. The one on his Nose made him

looked more like Pinocchio.

“na the Video be this, make una delete am” Man

was showing them the Video.

As he was showing them the Video, one of the

guys came to me and asked, “you don smoke Igboh

before?”. “no bros” I replied.

“ehennnn! Today you must smoke am” He stated.

What he never knew was that he was talking to

Igbohbueze 1 of Igboh land.

He forced the wrap he was smoking to my lips.

“oya smoke am” he ordered.

I dragged in and pretended as if i was choking,

and he started laughing, he never knew i was

f’ouling him.

I puffed out like an amateur and coughed, and he

laughed the more.

“you must smoke am finish oh” He stated. “bros i

no go fit smoke am finish oh” I pleaded.

Show me your friend and i will tell you who you

are, goes the saying. Brainbox was my friend.

What would Brainbox had done in such situation?

Was what i asked myself.

The wrap of weed i was smoking was “delicious”,

and it was giving me inspiration. Inspiration for

mischief.

“i hope say una never send the video go another

phone?” Kate warned.

“we no send am go any phone, as you don delete

am, the video don go be that” Man said.

Suddenly, one of them came punching Man for no

reason. Maybe he saw Man’s stomach as a

punching bag.

“Man see as them dey beat you, use your Taley na,

abi your Taley no go work here?” I almost said. I

never knew he had a plan.

Everyone to his plan. I started manifesting what i

planned.

I started shaking like a Cassava leaf.

“this one don Kolo oh” Kate’s brother Tochi said.

I was staggering and shaking my head at the same

time. As i removed my shirt, it dawned on them

that a Mad man was with them. I also grabbed a

beer bottle swiftly, smashed it on the floor, and

smartly held Tochi by his neck wanting to stab him

with the broken bottle in his eye.

“guy come hold your guy oh” Tochi cried.

Man came to my back, and instead of holding me,

he whispered, “guy hold am well well, no leave am

oh, e get wetin i wan do now” to my ear.

I turned and saw Man speaking to his ring.

Suddenly, He was saying “Forget! Forget!

Forget!” as he quickly tapped their heads one

after the other, including Kate.

They all instantly turned Dummies.

“Flow make we dey go, their eye go soon clear”

Man beckoned.

I quickly took the two phones i saw on the table

and joined Man.

On our way, i asked Man, “that FORGET wey you

dey talk as you dey nak them for head, wetin e

mean?”.

“e mean say them go forget everything wey

happen after i nak their head with my hand” Man

said.