Men Dey Reason - S01 E132

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E132

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 132

The laughter of the Lady made people around

thought she was mad. I controled my laughter so

that Man wouldn’t go angry.

Man’s grammar was so Hausa-ish that even if he

spoke the right thing, whoever heard it would

think what he spoke was wrong.

Why wouldn’t his grammar be Hausa-ish? When he

spent his childhood in “Ugwu Hausa”.

Ugwu Hausa! A place where the condition of

learning is so poor that school children seat under

the Mango tree to learn.

Ugwu Hausa!! A place where malnutrition is the

order of the day.

Ugwu Hausa!!! A place where smoking in the

street is like eating groundnut in the street.

Ugwu Hausa!!!! By the way, that is what most

Ibos call the North. While they call the

Northerners “Ndi Ugwu” meaning “People of the

Hill”. Because they have Hills in abundance.

“what did you say?” Man said to the Callee.

“Callee” is not a French word, neither is it an

English word. It is a “Flow” word.

If a “Caller” is someone making a call, then a

“Callee” is someone recieving the call. So says

Flow.

“we should come and meet you where?” Man asked

the Callee.

“okay, let us come and meet you in Riverside

hotel” Man said to the Callee.

“ehn ehn ehn, you say” It seemed we were

running out of airtime.

“credit don finish” Man said.

“Guy Kate say make we come meet her for

Riverside hotel oh” Man informed.

“River wetin?” I asked.

“Riverside” He answered.