Men Dey Reason - S01 E131

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E131

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 131

Man’s grammar was nothing to write home about.

He was the opposite of a grammarian.

Legend has it that one speaks better when high

on Alcohol or Weed. Truth be told, whoever listens

to me speaking when i am high would think i am

the son of the her majesty the Queen.

But for Man, he was the Bomb. He always let out

his Ballistic missiles from his Arsenal of

grammatical blunders when high.

I will never forget the day I and Man was

returning from Paapa’s place and he saw this

beautiful Lady walking pass us. “hey baby! My

name is Chinonso, tell me your name” Man said.

“you don’t want to told me your name?” He said.

And when he continued bugging the Lady, she

said, “you this J.unkie, why are you disturbing

me”.

Man’s response to what she said made me almost

laughed out my kidney, he said, “I am not born in

June oh, my mother borned me in August”.

The Lady laughed and broke it down for the

“illiterate” Man, she said, “is it not you i saw at

that smoking joint smoking I’ndian H’emp, you

were there na”.

“i were there” Man said, pointing a finger at

himself.

“i saw you na, you were there” The Lady said.

“Flow, i were there” Man turned to Me.

Then he turned to the Lady and said, “i were not

there oh, i were where i went to buy groundnut

oh”, and he showed her the groundnut in his

hands.