Men Dey Reason - S01 E130

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E130

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 130

“na by 1 O’clock them say them go come back?” I

curiously asked.

“dey there make p*ant dey wear you” Brainbox

said.

“na you p*ant go wear” I replied.

“i no want wahala oh, if i clear this grass finish, i

dey enter Ilya du Neked wire go drink pammy, i no

want Buccaneers wahala” Snoop said.

“make una no worry them no go do us anything, na

Flow and Man them dey find” Tega who just came

said. “Flow that Kate property wey una hold make

una go give am oh” he warned. It seemed his

fratanal brothers had informed him about the

video.

“nahim we wan go return now” I replied.

The time according to my phone was; 11:45am.

That meant we had 1hour 15minutes to our

waterloo.

As a cultist i was, i knew cultist never followed

the famous “African time”. That they keep to time

is an understatement, they always come before

time to take their victims unaware.

“make we dey go beg Kate na” I told Man.

Not knowing Kate wasn’t around.

“kpooon! Kpoon!! Kpoon!” Man knocked at Kate’s

door.

No response.

“e be like say she no dey oh” I said. “yes she no

dey” Man said.

“wetin we go do na?” I asked. I thought his

reponse would had been “when we reach there you

go know”, i would had asked him “where we go

reach? Heaven or Hell?”.

“make we call her” Man suggested. “you get her

number?” I asked. “i get am na” Man brought out

his phone.

“na you go follow her talk oh” Man stated. “guy

bon that thing oh, na you go follow her talk abeg”

I replied almost immediately.

“hello!!” Man begane. “it is I Man, the Man that

reasons” He introduced.

“guy she know say na you na, tell her make she

dey come house now, no use English, use Pidgin” I

said.

“I Just wanted to ask where went you, I and my

Brother Flow wanted to beg you, and told you we

want to delete the Video” English was his problem,

especially when it has to do with conversing with

the opposite sex.

“are you coming back now, I and Flow want to tell

you that we were sorry, and you should forgives

us” Man threw a bomb. I almost laughed so loud,

but if i did, Kate would hear from the recieving

end, and she might think we were making a jest of

her.