Men Dey Reason - S01 E118

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E118

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 118

If i was a Barrister, then Man was a Senior

Advocate of Nigeria(SAN) because he was a bottle

ahead of me.

If Man was a SAN, then Snoop was a Chief Justice

of a Federal High Court because he was a bottle

ahead of him.

If Snoop was a Chief Justice, then Baba jay was a

Chief Justice of the Federation because he was a

bottle ahead of him.

Brainbox, Tupac and Bigie were all Barristers like

me, we were all on our third bottles.

So was the hierarchy.

I think i went to pee at a nearby bush Twelve

times that night, or even more.

The Barristers ended up drinking Four bottles

each, and one for the road. So you should do the

Maths to know how many bottles a SAN, a Chief

Justice, and a Chief Justice of the Federation

drank.

We staggered home, not as irresponsible Men, but

as irresponsible F’ouls. With the Chief Justice of

the Federation as the Biggest F’oul. Infact, it

would be better calling him Chief Justice of F’ouls.