Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 117
Of a truth, i looked like a Barrister, as my old face
cap looked more like the wig worn by judges in the
court of Law.
“drinking responsibly oh” Pkc warned. “yes i will” I
answered as i walked out of the room.
Far be it from me to jest about the advert of most
beer manufacturers but, is there anything
responsible about Drinking? As the last line of
their advert would say “Drink Responsibly”.
Drinking beer to me is the most irresponsible thing
to do. As far as am concern, a bottle will lead to
two bottles, two bottles to three, three to four,
and after four you would still be tempted to take
one for the road, as far as the money is available,
and as far as the beer is the Legendary “my friend
Udeme”.
We were soon off to the nearest drinking bar, all
of us save Tega, and of course Pkc and MOG.
Seated at a bar along the roadside, I ordered, i
guess as the Barrister i was.
“Snoop make you and Baba jay try for this Barbing
salon, so we go gain oh” Brainbox advised.
“we go try” Snoop assured.
“na tomorrow morning we go start to dey barb,
and we go first barb all of una hair” Baba jay
informed.
That night Udeme tasted like Honey, so i drank
with all dexterity.
If i was a Barrister, then Man was a Senior
Advocate of Nigeria(SAN) because he was a bottle
ahead of me.
If Man was a SAN, then Snoop was a Chief Justice
of a Federal High Court because he was a bottle
ahead of him.
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