Men Dey Reason - S01 E116

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E116

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 116

“Man before you go delete the video, first look

whether na complete money she give you, confirm

whether the money na fake” I said.

While Man counted the money, i moved my hands to

c.aress Mama Ejima’s Ikebe.

“remove your hand, you no know say i be married

woman?” She struck my hand, almost dislocating

my wrist.

“you dey craze, you no know say you be married

woman before you go dey sleep with woman like

you abi?” I cursed. “Ssssss!! you dey shout, my

husband dey around” Mama Ejima cautioned.

“guy the money no complete oh, e remain 1k” Man

announced.

“woman you dey joke with us abi, where the

remaining 1k?” I queried.

“abeg make una take am like that, na borrow i

borrow the money abeg, i no get any money again”

Mama Ejima pleaded.

“nahim i wan touch your nyash you dey comot my

hand abi?” I said.

“no vex, come touch am, abeg touch am na” She

pleaded.

“I no dey touch again, Man make we dey go jor” I

said walking away.

“abeg na, make una no vex, abeg una be my

broses” Mama Ejima panicked.

Pls don’t look for the word “Broses” in the the

English dictionary. If you have a Pidgin

dictionary, look for it there. If “Bros” is singular,

since we were two, she had to call us “Broses”.

You understand?

“una no go delete the Video again?” She cried.

“when your money complete we go delete am” Man

answered as we left.

We were feeling on top of the world. What we

never knew was that we would soon go through

hell.

That evening “Big boys cutz” was commissioned,

all thanks to the zealous Baba jay who ran helter-

skelter to put things in place.

A heavy Revival was held during the

commissioning of the Barber’s shop, all thanks to

Pastor Kc and Pastor MOG.

“make una come make we go drink beer to

celebrate the Barbing salon wey we open” Man

suggested.

“you mean am?” said Bigie. “him mean am na, me

and him wan shayo all of una” I said.

Shayo is Yoruba and it means to drink to stupor.

The kind of drinking that your five senses would

stop working.

“where are you going to dressed like this?” Pkc

asked me as i came to change clothes.

“Pkc, i have been called to bar” I answered.

“you never told me you studied Law?” Pkc said.

“Pkc na drinking bar i dey talk, i wan go celebrate

the Barbing salon wey we open” I said.

“i thought you are now a Barrister” Pkc said. “yes

na, he is a Barrister of drinking bar” MOG teased,

and Tega who was operating his laptop laughed.