Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 115
But my problem with her was that she found no
handsome hunk amongst us to have f.lings with
but a woman like herself.
That reminded me of a female soldier in the
barracks that was caught sleeping with a soldier’s
wife. The female soldier was dismissed from the
Army within 24hours. She was Bianca by name.
Bianca was added in the barracks dictionary, it
became a slang to refer to L.esbians.
Since i was just 10 then, i never knew any word
like L.esbian existed, the word i knew was Bianca.
The slang “Bianca” so stuck that i couldn’t believe
it when i heard it was a female name.
The name Bianca Eze, i will never forget.
“go and call me Bianca Eze, she is your classmate”
Our Maths teacher said to me in his office when i
was in JSS1. And i started laughing, laughing like
i had inhaled excess laughing gas. To cut the long
story short, i recieved 6strokes of cane from the
dreaded Maths teacher for laughing at him.
After recieving the 6strokes of cane, he still
ordered that i go fetch Bianca Eze. The funniest
part of the whole thing is that; although the
strokes of cane almost gave me hunchback, i
couldn’t hold myself from laughing as i told the
class captain that the Maths teacher wanted
Bianca Eze in his office.
Even till now as i write, although i now know
better, i still find the name “Bianca” funny. No
pun intended, if i meet a Lady now and she tells
me her name is Bianca, i will first let out a Big
Fat laugh, and if she ask why i laughed, the first
question i will ask her will be; “Are you a
L.esbian?”
Thank God i haven’t met a Lady by that name yet,
because she might not find what i will say to her
funny at all.
“i dey wait you na, delete the video make i see”
Mama Ejima said.
“Man before you go delete the video, first look
whether na complete money she give you, confirm
whether the money na fake” I said.
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