Men Dey Reason - S01 E115

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E115

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 115

But my problem with her was that she found no

handsome hunk amongst us to have f.lings with

but a woman like herself.

That reminded me of a female soldier in the

barracks that was caught sleeping with a soldier’s

wife. The female soldier was dismissed from the

Army within 24hours. She was Bianca by name.

Bianca was added in the barracks dictionary, it

became a slang to refer to L.esbians.

Since i was just 10 then, i never knew any word

like L.esbian existed, the word i knew was Bianca.

The slang “Bianca” so stuck that i couldn’t believe

it when i heard it was a female name.

The name Bianca Eze, i will never forget.

“go and call me Bianca Eze, she is your classmate”

Our Maths teacher said to me in his office when i

was in JSS1. And i started laughing, laughing like

i had inhaled excess laughing gas. To cut the long

story short, i recieved 6strokes of cane from the

dreaded Maths teacher for laughing at him.

After recieving the 6strokes of cane, he still

ordered that i go fetch Bianca Eze. The funniest

part of the whole thing is that; although the

strokes of cane almost gave me hunchback, i

couldn’t hold myself from laughing as i told the

class captain that the Maths teacher wanted

Bianca Eze in his office.

Even till now as i write, although i now know

better, i still find the name “Bianca” funny. No

pun intended, if i meet a Lady now and she tells

me her name is Bianca, i will first let out a Big

Fat laugh, and if she ask why i laughed, the first

question i will ask her will be; “Are you a

L.esbian?”

Thank God i haven’t met a Lady by that name yet,

because she might not find what i will say to her

funny at all.

“i dey wait you na, delete the video make i see”

Mama Ejima said.

“Man before you go delete the video, first look

whether na complete money she give you, confirm

whether the money na fake” I said.