Men Dey Reason - S01 E92

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E92

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 92

As we chewed the groundnut and walked slowly, i

felt like going back home, because to me, the

Jewelleries business fetched me enough money.

I chewed the groundnut as if my life depended on

my chewing. Without shame.

Legend has it that a man that eats anything while

walking on the road, that man is irresponsible.

Three irresponsible men walked that morning

chewing like f’ouls. The biggest F’oul was Flow.

“the groundnut make sense oh, Brainbox bring the

one wey dey ur pocket na” I said. “na ur Papa put

am for my pocket?” He replied. “abeg bring

groundnut make we chop jor” said Man.

Brainbox reluctantly brought out the groundnut

he hid in his pocket and we continued chewing.

Suddenly, Man tapped me saying; “see that girl

dey greet you”. “no be me she dey greet, i no

know her” I replied. The Lady was in a bus and still

continued waving as the bus drove pass us.

“i know her oh, na Florence oh” I stammered. “you

be mumu oh, groundnut wey you dey chop don

block ur brain” Brainbox said.

My problem wasn’t that i couldn’t recognise

Florence, my problem was that she saw me

chewing groundnut like a Goat, and that i was

dressed like a well brought up thug.

A worn out shirt, a wishy washy Jeans trousers,

an over-size slippers, that was how i was

dressed. Infact, we were all dressed as if that

day was declared United Nation’s World Shabby

Day. Like it was Rag day in the Federal University

of Kponkpon.