Men Dey Reason - S01 E91

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E91

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 91

And Pkc laughed his way out saying; “may God save

you people from I’mmorality”.

“Amen oh!!” we chorused.

“but why you no stop the video to dey play na?” I

said to Man after Pkc left.

“i dey press am e no gree stop to play na” Man

replied and we continued watching the Movie.

As we saw Mama Ejima left Kate’s room walking

towards her room, we stopped watching the Movie

and started whistling. I think i was whistling a

Rap song while Man was whistling Hip hop.

She eyeballed us and walked into her room.

“r’ubbish woman, so your husband wey be Boxer no

fit f”uck you well, mumu woman, na ur fellow

woman you see to F”uck” I was beginning to dislike

her. And Kate also.

About 2minutes later, i saw her walked towards

us.

“go give me that phone” she said as she stood in

front of me.

“yawa don gas oh, but how she take know say we

video them na” I said to myself.

“no be me hold the phone oh” I cried out.

“na who com hold am?” She queried, as i tried

moving my legs to see if they were still alive or

dead, incase i needed them to run. Or raned.

“na Man oh” I pointed at Man.

“your Father Flow, Mama Ejima no be me hold any

phone oh, Flow you dey mad” Man attacked.

“that mean say this woman na w’itch oh, how she

take know say we dey video them?” I asked myself

as i stood up to run. Man stood up also.

“where una wan go?” Mama Ejima queried.

“nowhere, we wan stretch our leg, because we

don sidon since, so we no go get muscle pull” I

answered.

I was now scared of Mama Ejima because

W’itchcraft read in her eyes. I saw fire in her

eyes also. Or so i tot.

Suddenly, Man ran, and as i was about to run, she

grabbed my shirt saying; “u no dey go anywhere,

una don go sell my phone abi, una must bring my

phone oh”.

The beautiful Mama Ejima was more beautiful

when angry. So beautiful that i almost k’issed her

sweet lips.

“but na you i give the phone na, you be thief oh”

she was blessing me with her Saliva as she yelled

at me.

The Saliva of such a beautiful lady could serve as

Honey to my Tea. A Tea i would gladly drink to

stupor.

A closer view of her beautiful face reminded me of

the portrait of “The Mona Lisa” by Leonardo Da

Vinci.

“which phone you give me?” I inquired.

“my Phone wey i give you make you charge for una

house na” She answered.

That was when my dull brain recalled she had

earlier given me her phone to charge in our room,

oweing to the fact that the electrical Junction

box in their room was faulty.

“see as you let me fear, i think say na another

thing you dey talk, leave my shirt jor, your phone

dey, make i go bring am” I said and she let go of

me.

I had called Nas the previous day, and he told me

why he called me late the other night was because

he wanted to inform me that the result of PHY411

was out.

And that the “411” of PHY411 was that i scored a

“B” and he scored a “C”.

I was happy i passed by studying hard, sorry, by

Mgboing hard.

“guy we go chop money with that video well well

oh” I said, as I and Man stood outside waiting for

Brainbox who went to buy groundnut that we

would chew on our way to work the next day, “guy

we need to use our head well well oh” Man warned.

“use our head for wetin?” Brainbox who just came

asked. “use our head for this kponkpon work wey

we wan start today” I replied.

“na true talk oh, we need to work and save money

oh, because e no go tay that work go finish”

Brainbox said.

As we chewed the groundnut and walked slowly, i

felt like going back home, because to me, the

Jewelleries business fetched me enough money.