Men Dey Reason - S01 E90

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Men Dey Reason - S01 E90

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 90

The drama started.

Mama Ejima was n’aked, and as Kate stood up, i

saw that she too was n’aked.

They started making love.

Had my d’ick rose, i would had punished it later.

Instead of it to rise, it shrunk.

It shrunk because i so much hated watching

L’esbians do their thing. Even g’ays. I prefered

watching the real thing.

I watched the Movie keenly for about two

minutes. Keenly, because that was my first time

of seeing such.

I was feed up, and as i turned to leave, i saw

what surprised me.

Man was silently videoing them with our Nokia

phone all this while.

Blackmail read in my mind.

“guy you video that thing well so? You zoom am?” I

asked as I and Man sat under the tree. “i zoom am

na, make i play am for you” Man replied and

started playing the B’lue film. Or rather L’esbian

film.

As i watched the film for a while, suddenly my

d’ick rose unlike when i was watching it Live.

Maybe it was because Man played it with a high

volume. Or maybe not.

We were watching so keenly that we never saw

someone coming.

“what are you guys watching?” It was Pkc.

The Movie, or rather Action film was still playing

loudly.

“nothing” I answered.

Nothing, but the m’oaning from the phone was

loudly heard.

“why dis phone volume loud like this na?” I said to

myself.

“I say what are you watching?” He asked again.

As i remembered what Pkc preached to us at the

morning devotion that morning about telling the

truth always, i told myself it was best i told him

the truth.

“B’lue ………………….” I wanted to say B’lue

film, but Man tapped me at my back signaling me

not to. So i said; “Blue band” Instead.

“what is blue band?” Pkc asked. And i prayed for a

lie to instantly fall from heaven. The best lie.

I initially thought of saying i needed to eat Bread

and Blue band. But that wasn’t an award winning

lie, i needed an award winning lie.

“ehnnnnn, I love the blue band of your boxers” I

stammered.

Lucky enough, his boxers had this fine blue elastic

waist band.

“Pkc we dey watch Champions league for phone”

Man lied without thinking. Or better still, his

a’nus did the thinking.

“you are watching Champions league and am

hearing that sound, is that the sound of

Champions league match?” Pkc queried.

“yes Pkc, na Chinese Champions league” Man

answered.

“Man!! Which one be Chinese Champions league

again?” I nearly said.

“and what is this thing swollen in your trouser”

Pkc pointed at my d’ick that was at attention.

“which kin question be this na? Okay na Fish, na

Big fish” I nearly said.

“Pkc naso the trouser dey, naso dem design am” I

answered.

And Pkc laughed his way out saying; “may God save

you people from I’mmorality”.

“Amen oh!!” we chorused.

“but why you no stop the video to dey play na?” I

said to Man after Pkc left.

“i dey press am e no gree stop to play na” Man

replied and we continued watching the Movie.

As we saw Mama Ejima left Kate’s room walking

towards her room, we stopped watching the Movie

and started whistling. I think i was whistling a

Rap song while Man was whistling Hip hop.

She eyeballed us and walked into her room.

“r’ubbish woman, so your husband wey be Boxer no

fit f”uck you well, mumu woman, na ur fellow

woman you see to F”uck” I was beginning to dislike

her. And Kate also.