Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 62
As we were a few metres close to reaching home,
my phone suddenly rang, i recieved the call.
It was Florence, she wanted me to come supply
her more Jewelleries, that she had sold all the
Jewelleries she was it. I told her i would come
later, because i needed to poo, my stomach was
running 100metres.
“guys, una belle dey do una wetin my belle dey do
me so?” I said. “yeeeh! make we rush go house,
s’hit wan comot for my nyash” Brainbox
complained. “me sef ooooooh!” Man cried.
“e be like say na that rice and beans wey we chop
for Mama Calabar place, e be like say the beans
don spoil” I said.
As we hastened our steps, something came to my
mind, that thing albeit funny but it was the
truth. Who would first use the toilet while the
others wait on a queue? So i said, “guy na me go
first use toilet oh, na me s’hit dey worry pass”,
“na me oh, my own s’hit don dey comot” Man cried.
“make una two go use our Toilet, me i go go use
dem Bigie own” Brainbox said.
I know as you read, you would be suggesting in
your mind why don’t we use Bush water closet?
That was a no-go-area.
