Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 25
Legend has it that Holy water has more Alcoholic
content than beer, also that one 1litre of Holy
water was approximately 1 jumbo wrap of weed.
If we were to go by that account, that means i
had taken 5 jumbo wraps of weed. When i couldn’t
even finish 4 wraps of weed on a normal day,
unless of course i wanted a “direct ticket” to
I was gradually going nuts, because no normal guy
could think of tapping a lady by her a’ss in an
“waka fast before the babe go go na” Holy water
told me, and i increase my pace.
As was getting close to her, i saw a guy on red
shirt also walking towards her, “abi dis guy wan
press her nyash sef?” i asked myself. “make u
first dat guy press the girl nyash oh” Holy water
said to me. I never knew Holy water was decieving
me, the guy on red never had an intention of
Tapping the lady’s a’ss.
As i and the guy on red walked almost hand in hand
behind the lady, i quickly f’ondled the lady’s a’ss.
“mission accomplished” i tot as i quickly returned
my hands pretending i did nothing.
She turned back and yelled, “who did that?”.
“talk say na that guy do am” Holy water
suggested. “is him” i said pointing at the guy on
red. The next sound i heard was two hot slaps, not
on my cheek, but on the bony cheek of the guy on
red. The two “beautiful” slaps made the guy fell
to the ground.
“mumu!! U no go run” Holy water suggested. I ran
as fast as my legs could go, wishing the guy on red
wouldn’t recover from the beautiful slap soon.
“wetin dey pursue you wey make u dey run enter
compound like that?” Man asked as i ran into the
compound huffing and puffing. “nothing oh, i just
dey jog, i dey exercise my body” i replied with a
The other guys came in few minutes later
laughing at me beyond control, “Flow u get mind
oh, see as u go press that babe nyash” Tupac
said. “see as u go put that guy for wahala wey no
concern am, but that two slap hot oh” Snoop
“ehen, Bigie where the 1k wey u say u go give me
if i press the nyash?” i queried. “i dey come make
i give u” Bigie said reaching for his wallet in the
back pocket of his trousers. I tot he wanted to
bring out just one wallet. He brought out five
“chei! Bigie, wetin u carry all dis wallet dey do, u
dey sell wallet?” i said. When Tupac glanced at
the wallets, he smiled and said, “Bigie, so u thief
all dis wallet from those guys wey dey drink with
us for Ilya du Neked wire? Nawa for u oh, which
day u go stop dis u pick pocket and looting,
anywhere u enter, something must miss, y na?”.
Instantly, i deeped my right hand into my back
pocket to confirm if my wallet was still there. It