Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 24
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We arrived ilya du Neked wire on time, karid
entities were so much “made in Fulani”.
“Barnabas i know, Solomon, i know, who are wa?”
a fair guy asked me as i was about seating down.
“i am that kpokponti entity that was trans Egbu,
trans Amadi, trans Ekulobia, trans Ekulu, trans
ife nine, on that day D, time T, that day holy
water was so much made in fulani, when i was
librated from an animalee to an entity by my
chiefo, chief Eze goes to School of Lake Nwebere,
my baptizimal name is Ab Flow because i am so
much jambraha” I vibrated. The fair guy “shine
me his golden falangis” and i sat down.
As we continued drinking holy water, i said,
“entities make una days be long oh, una know say
na me be the only entity wey get uku I uku wey big
like plantain?”. They all laughed.
Uku in ibo means leg. I is an English alphabet. So
uku I uku was a kegit slang for that thing that is
in between a man’s legs, that is like letter I (the
d’ick).
The fair guy wanted to test how well i could
understand vibration so he came close to me and
asked, “Baba Daysis oh, if i say pigeon solidify
enter my ohambele local government before i
migrate nasarawaly here, wetin i mean?” “u
think say i be small boy for kegit? U are trying to
kowachiate that rice is the food that is in your
stomach” i explained.
“police oh, one cloth u dey wear oh, police eeh,
one cloth u dey wear eeh, everyday na one baret
one cloth u dey wear eeeh, everyday na one baret
one cloth u dey wear eeh. Police eeh, go Bayelsa
eeh, Police ooh, go Bayelsa oh, if Port Harcout no
favour u, go Bayelsa, if Port Harcout no Favour u,
go Bayelsa eeh” We all sang dancing round a table
in Ilya du Neked wire Joint. Mehn! Tupac was a
good Dancer, a better holy water drinker and a
best Romance-Machine.
His Brother from another mother; Bigie, didn’t
dance but sat smiling and watching us. We never
knew he was up to mischief.
After i had taken 5litres of Holy water, i was
saturated. I was in Cloud nine. I whispered to
Brainbox for us to start leaving. He in turn
informed others.
As we walked down the road, “Flow see that babe
nyash oh! See as the nyash big” Brainbox said
pointing at a lady. “omo mehn, the nyash na
earthquake oh” Tupac added. The holy water i
drank made me long-sighted, as i could see the big
a’ss closer than any other person, it was as if the
lady was walking in front of me, when she was a
bit far from me. The holy water didn’t only
enhance my sight, it enhanced my thinking
faculty. It communicated with me.
“Flow, go press that girl nyash” Holy water
commanded. I instantly walked towards the lady
like i was under a spell. “e be like say Flow wan go
press the girl nyash oh” i heard Brainbox said
from behind me. “Flow, u no fit abeg, if u press
the girl nyash, come collect 1k for my hand” i
heard Bigie said. I turned and gave Bigie a bright
smile, “i don chop dat 1k today be dat oh” I
thought.
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