Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 26
While we were chanting kegite songs and dancing,
the “Notorious BIG” was busy picking pockets.
Notorious BIG indeed, notorious for stealing. “dis
thing wey u dey do no good oh, see how many
wallet u thief, Five wallet, so all that time wey u
dey do like say u dey dance, wey u dey come stand
for back of people wey dey dance, na their wallet
u dey collect?” Brainbox said.
Those guys were really insensitive and f’oolish,
because i couldn’t imagine someone taking my
wallet without my noticing. Well, u wouldn’t blame
them, they were “under the influence” of
The painful part of the whole thing was that Bigie
wasn’t even remorseful, he was smiling like he
just hite Jackpot.
Well, i guess it was Jackpot to him, but for the
five guys he stole their wallets, it would be like a
horror movie to them. because it was certain
some of them would work as bar attendants at
Ilya du Neked wire that night, oweing to the fact
that they wouldn’t be able to fort the bill for the
several litres of Holy water they drank, while
some others would pay with their phones, that is
if Bigie didn’t steal phones also, “him even steal
two phone sef” Tupac confirmed. Oh my world!! he
stole phones also.
Aggreement was Aggreement, so i nevertheless
collected my 1k from Bigie, afterall i worked hard
to earn it.
“Flow u go follow me go buy that Cardinal boxers
for Snoop” Brainbox said to me as we both sat
under the Mango tree. “where u go see am buy?”
i queried. “No worry na, na me be Brainbox na, i
go use my brain” Brainbox replied.
“wetin u carry for nylon sef?” i asked Brainbox as
we walked out of the compound. “No worry when
we reach where we dey go, u go see am” Brainbox
sounded like Man.
I wasn’t really curious to know what was in the
nylon bag, rather i was curious to know where we
were going to. Or were we boarding the next
available flight to USA to go ask Snoop dogg to
give us his Cardinal Boxers? Only time could tell.
“i wan buy Perry cole boxers, how much?”
Brainbox inquired as we entered a boutique. “why
u wan buy Perry cole boxers na, na Cardinal boxers
u suppose buy na” I whispered to Brainbox.
“Perry cole is 250, choose from any of these” An
Angelic, Delectable, Ebony, Charming, Drop dead
Gorgeous, Damsel said offering Brainbox several
Brainbox selected a boxers that looked almost like
Snoop’s Cardinal boxers. I couldn’t help but
admire the Beautiful Damsel as she sold the
boxers to Brainbox. I forgot my mouth was ajar.
She looked more like an angel sent from up above.
“Flow make we dey go na, i don buy finish”
Brainbox said. Carried away by the beauty of the
Damsel i was admiring, i totally forgot my name
So i instantly changed my name to Flowey.
“who u dey call Flow, my name no be Flow, my
name na Flowey, how many times i go tell u” I said
to Brainbox. Brainbox was surprised at how i
instantly changed my name.
“don’t mind my friend, he is this naughty
sometimes, my name is Flowey, i am half American
and half Nigerian, what is ur name?” I said to the
Damsel offering her my hands. She gave me a
warm handshake and said, “ehnn My name is
“wow! What a coincidence, Flowey and Florence,
what a picture perfect combination” I teased.
“you own this place?” i asked taking a glimpse at
the beautiful boutique, “yeah” Florence
responded. “so can i come keep u company any
time soon?” I inquired. “yeah, any time soon”
“Flow u wey never even go Abuja wey dey for dis
Nigeria before, u com dey tell babe say u be half
Nigeria, half America, why u sabi lie like dis? U
even change ur name sef” Brainbox said as we
walked out of Florence’s boutique. “u no know say
if woman thing don reach like dis, i go turn to
Chief LIEnus? U no know say Flow no be like
American name? Nahim make me change am to
Flowey” I explained.
“where we dey go now?” i asked. “when we reach
there, u go know” Brainbox sounded like MAN wey