Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 23
Ilya du Neked wire was the joint where
kegite members like I and Brainbox met to
“vibrate” and drink “Holy water”. Vibrate
was a Kegite terminology that meant
Converse in English and Yan in pidgin English.
Holy water was a kegite terminology that
meant Palm wine in English and Pammy in
pidgin English. I loved the Kegite club so
much, not only because it was a worldwide
club, but because they don’t maim fellow
human beings like the secret cults and
fraternities, that was why i joined the club.
Not only that, i joined the club because of the
slangs they used in conversing(vibrating). I
and Brainbox were regular customers at Ilya
du Neked wire joint when we were at
Umunkoto. The joint was located close to Poly
“Snoop are u a kariabity? Who are wa?” I
asked Snoop. “i am that kpokpoti entity that
was librated from an animalee to an entity,
that day D, time T, entities were made in
fulani nassarawaly, when my chiefo of Ilya du
Lake Nwebere baptized me and called me AB
Snoop” Snoop introduced himself in Kegite
slang. “why i no com know u na, i be entity
from Ilya du Lake Nwebere sef, abi u no dey
come meeting?” i queried. “i no dey too come
oh” Snoop confessed. “Ab Snoop, shine me ur
golden falangis” I said to Snoop and we shook
hands in a Kegite style.
“i no understand this Chinese wey una dey
speak here oh” Man complained. “na because
u no be Kegite na, ur own department na rice
and beans department na” I said.
An hour later, I, Snoop, Brainbox, Tupac and
Bigie were off to Ilya du Neked wire
“nasarawaly” not knowing the amount of
“kariabilities” we would meet there.
To Be Continued…