The Chauffeur Job - S01 E03

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The Chauffeur Job - S01 E03

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 3

“easy bro, you’re getting all worked up on a parent you never know” Tony joked jabbing me in the side as we walked into a very large company.

“easy to say you goat ,you’re taken already”

I replied as I pulled my jacket collars round my neck.

“you’ll be taken too my friend, if you don’t rob them this time” I turned to Face Him and in an attempt to hit him Playfully , he docked my Blow, quickly he pushed me backwards and off he sent me right into someone.

“oh Jesus! ” the lady shrieked in horror

“who the f--k are you? ” she went on ranting on and on in anger.

“I’m really sor….” I couldn’t finish my sentencence and that’s because two hard slaps landed on my cheeks.

Tony moved in quickly to cool me down.

“hey miss, he Was going to Apologize To you! ” Tony spoke firmly and straight.

I held my cheeks that had turned red already.

I raised my head up and then I saw that she had bodyguards and mehn they weren’t smiling.

Quickly, I grabbed Tony’s arm.

“let’s get outta here dude, it’s okay” I calmed him as I tugged at his sleeve.

“be grateful these guys are smiling today otherwise you two would be begging for your skulls” she warned pointing to the two big guys that stood behind her with tight faces.

“yeah thank you b---h” I murmured as I watched her walk away.

“man I’m discouraged already” I said dryly.

“no man, let’s check it out ” Tony urged

“no no no ,lets go home ” I said with a final note.

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“you really need to see how Steve looked like a moron today guys ” Tony had casted me already so I just let myself be the center of attraction for tonight.

“hey man” Favy jerked me ” I heard she put her heels on your head ”

“ohhhh. No way, she let him carry her purse around the neck like a dog” Dave said laughing out his lungs.

“if I wasn’t there, he would be begging for his skull already” Tony offered winking at me and this time, it was me who threw the dissaproving look.

“alright guys, that’s enough ” I said as I shifted in my chair.

“alright, alright, alright, we won’t tell anyone a girl slapped you today while you were job-hunting ” Favy agreed sarcastically showing his hands up.

“f--k you” I muttered as I stood up. As I walked to the counter, I still heard their foolish talks behind me.

I drew a stool .

“a diet coke with vodka please ” I ordered as I sat down.

“coming!”

“hey man” Dave’s voice sounded at my back.

“f--k you” I knew he was here for something reasonable. I looked PAst him to Favy and Tony who were flirting with a girl.

“look, I know it’s all hard but man, you shouldn’t be discouraged.” I’ve never seen Dave talked like this before and it got me really surprised and curious.

“thank you man” I replied as I took my coke.

“take” he brought out a paper from his breastpPocket and handed it to me.

“this, it’s from the Minister” I said as I read through.

“yeah,” Dave affirmed.

“how did you get it?” I asked surprised

“you don’t know me. I’ve got long legs ” he joked.

“you didn’t use your long legs to get us good parents you idiot” I said jabbing him in the side.

“you should check it out Steve”

“no way man, it’s a big place and I just can’t fit” I argued

“what the you mean dude? ”

“there is no job for me in that big house behind those high walls”

“you can’t say so you shouldn’t say”

“I ain’t going there man” I argued on.

“remember to knock when you’re at the gate ” and with that, he left my side.

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I need a job okay, but I don’t even know how to work anymore. I mean if I would even go to the ministers house, theres likely any chance that I would get a job and where in Christ’s name did Dave even get the flyer? I hate bad deals.

“hey sparrow” I rubbed my dogs head playfully making him wag his tail generously.

“how you been fairing all day” I asked again as I poured myself some water.

“come over sparrow!” I commanded and immediately he leaped unto the table where I was seated.

“what do you say about this offer?.. Actually, it’s in a ministers house and you know.. I dunno bro” I just couldn’t help the laughter that followed after all the shit I just said.

My dog looked at me and then tilted his head left and right before hoping down and off he strode away.

“I’m not making sense anyway” I murmured as I struggled out of the chair….