The Chauffeur Job - S01 E01

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The Chauffeur Job - S01 E01

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“up!”

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“down! ”

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“roll over! ”

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“speak! ”

Woof! Woof!

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“sit! ”

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“stand!”

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“fetch! ”

“alright goofy, bathroom! ”

Yeah, it’s a bright Saturday morning, we uhmm, I mean I and sparrow have been taking training sessions every morning and weLl, he’s Been doing great and almost perfect.

I’ve always had to call it a day, he dosent get tired but I do and such is this morning when I really want to end the session but there isn’t Any

excuse.

Using the bathroom command was helpful although he would be waiting there for another command, whereas, it’s end of the session and also, freshen up.

Heaven know Knows I’m spent, I was walking into the bathroom when My mobile beeped up.

“hey dude” Tony’s voice came up on the other other end.

“hi” I replied.

“man, how’s it gonna be tonight? ”

“let’s make it our usual novel ”

“now way! ” he argued ” no beers”

“there should be beer, remember there’s nothing to do with life, so let’s drink! ” I chipped in as I entered the bathroom.

“no man, I’ve got a parent !” he announced happily.

“are you kidding me right now? You got a what? ” I asked again to be sure.

“MAn I got a parent and it’s 20 flips in five dope days”

“no man, you informed the gang yet? ”

“not yet, so I’m lifting the table, it all on me to death ” he boastfully announced.

“that’s too well man, I’ll see ya”

“yeah, see ya fool! ”

And with that, the connection ended….

Okay okay, it’s very simple, I’m Steve and I’m jobless. I have five friends whom you’ll all get to know very soon. We all don’t have a job so we decided we would drink Every night till death.

We live poorly separately tho. And please don’t misjudge us, we do job hunting but there just isn’t luck.

Our lives pretty good, no girls involved and we’re good. Once Tony had loved a girl who later called him a poor d--k afterwards. So you see, fending for yourself alone is always the best.

I’ve got a dog tho, he’s name his sparrow, I’ve had him six years ago and Mehn I love him to bits already. We’ve been through so many things Together For the past years ,y’all remember The bad guys? How we kicked their ass?…

Here at packaging villa, jobs are like room space that all now seemed to be occupied. I and my friends hUnted for better jobs for seven years and when none of us couldn’t get one, we automatically resigned to drinking every night which eventually turned into a tradition for us.

At times, I went with sparrow to the bar, if I knew I would be drinking A lot and I wouldn’t wanna sleep in the gutter.

Actually, we’ve had jobs, but we’lld drop them as they didn’t really help us financially. Once I’ve been a babysitter but I was fired when I was caught with the baby’s elder sister’s back against the wall while my hand was buried underneath her skirt ,also, I served drink in a local canteen later I was fired because my friends are free food everytime.

Yeah… It’s all sad but somehow just funny….