Ambrose Goes to Village - S01 E16

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Ambrose Goes to Village - S01 E16

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(Ambrose Side Of The Story)

When i ran into an unknown place, i asked

people directions that leads to the main

road and i was told that am now far from

my destination that i have crossed 2 Local

Governments, chai see wetin this Ghost cost

nah, i entered a bus that is going to my

village and we drove off and when we

arrived to my village i ran to my house and

found out that the Celebration has already

started, chai, i rushed into my room and

took my bath, guys hope say una the

remember that 2 minutes bath we guys do

nah? winks

after my bath i decided to help in the

kitchen, i was shocked to see my siblings

and my beloved mum, chai i have really

missed them all, i went over and hugged my

mum and my siblings too and the Birthday

has commenced, i went outside the

backyard were our fowls and Hens were

kept

I Watched how 5 male fowls mounted on

our HEN and she didn’t even resist or

shout RAPE!!! , and my sister still killed it

and prepared stew with it for for us to eat

before joining the party. Me

am not eating dat prostitute, i said to them

and joined the party

when i joined the party, my Mum signalled

the MC for him to come over to were she

was, the MC went over and my mum

whispered some words into his ear, the MC

left my mum and came back to the middle of

the Party and said, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

HELP ME AND WELCOME OUR CELEBRATE LAST

SON TO COME AND GIVE US SOME FUNNY JOKES

BY NAME, AMBROSE SILVER, i wasn’t

surprised because i saw that coming, i went

over and took the Mic and started talking

My name is AMBROSE. Back in Primary school,

I

was

very poor in

maths.

During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%.

The

results used to

be announced sequentially, that is from the

lowest to the

highest marks. So I would always be the first

or

second to be

called out and flogged.

One day, the maths results were announced

and

my name wasn’t among the first to be called

out.

The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%

and 70%,

still my

paper had not been called out.

Everyone in the class kept looking at me

asking,

AMBROSE what’s up? How did you pass this

exam?” And I was like … “Well, na God o”

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was

already

grinning in

excitement. When he got to 90%, he had

only one

paper

remaining. I then asked myself, could I have

scored 90% in

maths? I was feeling very anxious and

happy now.

It was

obvious my dreams and prayers have been

answered.

The whole class was amazed as everyone

kept looking at me.

It was unbelievable.

Finally the teacher looked up and said,

“One silly student here did not write his

name on

the paper

and he scored 0%. Who hasn’t received his

paper yet?”

The whole class echoed:

AMBROSE, na AMBROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!oo

In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.

When i finished everyone were busy

laughing and i smiled and went back to my

sit and sat down