Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 8

6 years ago

Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 8

After oluzo left, I stood up from my bed and entered my bathroom to take a shower, after some few minutes I clean off myself and jumped on the bed.. the alcoholic stuff I took is still affecting me.. I took a deep breath and wondered how I could have acted childishly before a girl I have suffered a lot to win her heart, I knew she might never visit me anymore. But am sure as far as oluzo still exists, I must surely chop her..

I relax my back on the wall,when I saw my phone vibrating. I checked to see who was calling, but all I could see is a strange number without a name. Who be this nah? I reluctantly picked the call..

Me : hello? (deep voice )

Girl : hello it’s me nifemi

Me : nifemi? How did you get my number? *i quarried*

Nifemi : how will you know when you have slept like a dead cow.. *she laughed *

Me : no be so jare, na the work whey I do make me weak like dat.. so how are you doing?

Nifemi : am fine, I just said I should say hi! This is my number, so you can call me anytime you want.. byeee..

She hang off the call.. I jumped up and raised my two hands up like Cristiano Ronaldo whenever he is celebrating a goal.. omo am the happiest man on earth, I quickly picked my phone and I informed oluzo about the update..

Me : oluzo baba!

Oluzo : harno wetin happen?

Me : fool, person no fit call you again ni?

Oluzo : no call me, I de chop for hand

Me : oga u no even care to hear wetin I wan yarn you..

Oluzo : wait mah chop finish.. abi dem no teach u table manner ni?

Me : oya e don do… just flash me when you are done..

Oluzo : grammar!

He hanged off the call. This oluzo mumu sha! Anyways mah no spoil my happy mood. I stood up and walk into the sitting room,passing by my Bros room., I could hear a girl voice..bad guy! I talk am, this one whey Bros no just come disturb me so, I know say one thing de happen ni..i entered the sitting room, I turn on the TV and DVD .. then my phone beeped and stopped.. I checked and I saw two missed calls from oluzo.. Chai! Oluzo en! .. I called him back..

Me : olu the flasher?

Oluzo : oga! I no get card jorh, I wan use am call caro jare

Me : who be Caro again?

Oluzo : Caro nah.. that girl whey her mama de sell pepper.

Me : oh! OK, so na omo-iya-alata (daughter of a pepper seller) u wan begin chop now?

[B] Oluzo : monkey! Shey na wetin you wan tell me be that?

Me : ehen! Nifemi called me o.

Oluzo : how she take get your number?

Me : na when I de sleep she carry am..

Oluzo : Shey your phone no get password ni?

Me : e get nah, but u know all dose phones, e fit be say I open am before I sleep..

Oluzo : good! Now she don confirm to you say she don gree, na ur opportunity to chop her be this.. if you fail this time na thunder go fire you..

Me : God forbid! So wetin we go do?

Oluzo : follow her do night call, tell her say you want make she come follow you play.. if she don agree to come, just inform me.. we go plan for her..