Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 7

Episode 6 years ago

Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 7

I sat closer to her and we start discussing, she thanked me for the other night, but those ones no even enter my ear..the only word I heard was when she asked me what she could give me in return.. I opened my mouth to say nothing, but all I could hear was kiss, chimo!

She paused for a while and wondered where on earth I could summon such courage from.. she asked again in order to confirm my words.. this time I tried to compose myself and act as a gentle man, but I still repeat the same statement.
Pls Don’t blame me, the level of baby-okwu I consumed was performing wonders..

She stood up and tried to leave with anger, but I hold her hand and goes straight on my knees, I started raging sweet love and romantic words to her, of which on my normal sense I won’t have been able to do that due to my level of gynophobia or if you like feminophobia.. to me I was actually saying the right thing ,not knowing that my words was full of rubbish, omo alcohol na basterd..

She turned and starred at me in disgusting manner, then she started laughing, she pulled me up and walked me down to my bed. Like say my prayers don answer. She asked me to lay down and take a rest.. the next I saw was oluzo, planted himself before me like a tree..

Oluzo : alaye! Wake up! See as you de snore like goat..

Me : madman, na your potbelly papa de snore like goat..

Oluzo : you de craze? How many time I don warn you say make you no de curse my parents?

Me : ask Google nah!

Oluzo : fool…

Me : oluzo abeg where we de?

Oluzo : untop tree.. shey na the hard staffing whey nifemi give you de make you loose your memory ni.

Me : serious na inside my room we de?

Oluzo : yes nah! Why you de ask?

Me : omo! I no don forget sha..

Oluzo : ehen! How far, shey you nack the girl?

Me : which girl?

Oluzo : mama idowaa.. cow! Nifemi jare..
It was when he mentioned nifemi, that I could recall everything, nifemi actually left when I doze off, chimooo! . I screamed out loud like someone being whipped by a four mouthed koboko..

Oluzo : wetin happen?

Me : heeeeee! I don f--k up..

Oluzo : how nah?she carry your money go ni!?

Me : if na money e for better nah..

Oluzo : wetin she do?

I went ahead to narrate everything to oluzo and he was really furious at me..

Oluzo : you be idiot o.. anyways, shey una Roma sha..

Me : no!


Oluzo : ha! Shey you touch bobbisky(b**bs)

Me : no

Oluzo : Yeh!una kiss?

Me : no

Oluzo : you know what? just stand up now make you go jump enter river, cus you no fit get sense till Jesus come..

Me ; no be my fault nah.. u knw say I no Sabi drink and that baby-okwu chark me wella..

Oluzo : alaye! U be fool just admit the fact that your level of stupidity is second to none.. even mukaila whey mumu pass for this area no fit f--k up like dis..

Me : ok! I admit say I f--k up, no vex u know say I be your guyz abeg make we plan another way.

Oluzo : who be your guy? I no de follow cow like you be guy. You too dull..

Me : alaye! Wetin nah, shey u no de do mistake ni? Na mistake no vex, next time I nogo fk..

Oluzo : see the idiot ! Anyways, na because I like you, plan de.. but I de hungry first mah go find something chop..

He said and walked out