Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 9

6 years ago

Me and my Supernatural Girlfriend - Season 1 - Episode 9

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That night, I was busy rehearsing on how to convince nifemi to visit me.. this continues for several hours, when it was exactly 35 minutes pass twelve in the midnight. I picked up my phone and dialed nifemi’s number but she didn’t pick. I tried the second time and she picked..

we discussed for almost 2 hours and I was able to convince her, she agreed to visit me on Monday. Luckily for me, I will be home alone. I quickly informed oluzo about the update and he said he will visit me after church service so we will discuss the next plan..

That night I slept like a warrior who just conquered a city..

After church service oluzo called to asked if I am back from church, and I told him I went out to get something for my brother.. few minutes later I got home and I saw oluzo sitting right beside my brother! They were actually discussing about arsenal match..

Oluzo : Bros no worry na we get this league. I fit bet am with anybody.. *he said confidently *

Nino : see na wenger be our problem jorh, if he spend money, we go win trophy *he assured *

Oluzo : Bros na true you talk o, imagine na wenger de first see all dose big big players, but he no de gree sign them..

Nino : I don Taya for the man, na him first see Messi, na him first see hazard and the likes of others big players. Wetin de worry the man self?

Oluzo : I just Taya for the man, now our next match na Chelsea, make we see maybe we nogo flog dem this time whey dem flop so..

Nino : that one na sure banker now, we go beat Chelsea ..

Which Chelsea una wan beat? I asked as I went straight to sit in their opposite direction.

Oluzo : Bros no answer this one jorh, Wetin you know about football..?

Me : ode! You whey know football na im de support arsenal abi?

Nino : Wetin do arsenal, na mature ppl de support arsenal, unlike Chelsea whey agbero full!

Oluzo : abi o, jajah na Chelsea fan if you wan know, even otta self na Chelsea fan. So na thug club you de support

Nino : olu leave am jare, no de follow dem whey don go relegation talk… promise where the stuff?

I stretched forth the black polly-tin bag to him and he walked inside..

Me : Oluzo hafa make we discuss abeg!

Oluzo : make we no too waste time untop the matter ‎, the plan is, go buy one mojo film put am for inside ur lappy make u don forward am to the place whey dem don de bleep go..pause am make u come hibernate d lappy.. if she don come ,wait for a while after una don jist fo 10 minutes, open ur lappy, the video go de play go, u go come pretend as if u shock, but no stop o..even if she complaint, as far as she de watch am go.. she go fall and u go do wetin u wan do..

Me : but sorry o, wetin be mojo?

Oluzo : haaa! Harno, I swear dem suppose carry u go meet babalawo make dem do herb for u.. u be idiot, mojo na blue film..

Me : Kai! Oluzo.. u suppose win Oscar award!

Oluzo : award for wetting..

Me : best womanizer of the year..

Oluzo : goat, go find me one soft drink mah take cool mind jorh