Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

We played table tennis that evening. Ilorin played better than all of us. Some “eyeh” boys came to join us, and that was the beginning of gamble. Not that i never had the money to gamble, but its just that i hated gamble. We all left leaving Ilorin to gamble with his “brothers”.

Angom and I was smoking in his room when a mischievous idea droped in my brain. “Angom make we put devil beans for Sammy Water wey dey outside, him wan go baf. So we go do am back for wetin him and him babe do us today” i suggested.

Devil beans is a seed that looks like beans, but bigger, it has an outer body that looks hairy, the plant that produces the seed grows as a weed in bushes(i no know weda na devil beans be the English name oh, anybody wey know d name make e help us). I remembered that Devil beans grew much in barracks when i was younger. When the hairy part of the beans comes in contact with your skin, u will scratch your skin for like 2hours non-stop, unless u apply palm oil to the affected area before it would stop itching. “yes oh, na good idea oh, him go hear am, shebi him and him babe pour pepper for our eye” Angom said. Angom stood up, put a nylon bag on his hands so as to prevent the devil beans from affecting his hands. He left the room to go fetch the devil beans at the backyard where the plant grew.

I was left alone in his room laughing like a Jackass thinking how the devil beans would make Sammy dance “Makosa”.
I was laughing bcos of so many things like; the fact that Suliat was still around, and that Sammy just wanted to take his bath and see her off.

Angom came back to the room and met me still laughing. “i don put am for the water wey him wan take baf” Angom said. “correct!! Hope say him no see u oh, hope say u put plenty oh?” i asked. “i put plenty na, him no see me na” Angom replied, i believed him bcos he was good at mischief.

I heard Sammy’s footsteps as he walked to the bathroom. 15 minutes and we didn’t hear the expected scream. 20 minutes, and i heard, “chineke meeeeeeeeeh!!! I don die oh!!”. I laughed initially but Angom told me not to laugh that when Suliet is Gone, we would tell him we were the “Two devils that added devil beans” to his bath water.

We rushed out and saw Sammy ran out of the bathroom Unclad scratching his skin with both hands and dancing not only “Makosa” but “Alanta”. He ran to the edge of a wall and was making use of it to scratch his itchy back. He used one of his hands to cover his d’ick, “wetin u dey cover ur p’rick for, no woman dey here na, na only Suliat ur babe nahim be woman na, she don she u n’aked na” i tot as Angom helped Sammy scratch his body. Just then, i saw Suliat sneak out and ran out of our compound. “u dey run, u for wait na?” i tot. “Flow bring oil oh” Angom shouted. I went into my room, brought what was left of the Oil Dami used earlier and pour it on Sammy.