Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Episode 6 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

The next day, i prepared for sch, it was a bit dark in my room that morning. After i had finished taking my bath, i put on my clothes and took my blue handkerchief from below the wardrobe; where i usually keep all my handkerchiefs. I didn’t even look at what i took, i just put it straight into my pocket Not knowing that the handkerchief would cause me real sorrow that day.

Sammy stayed at home to nurse the wounds in his body, while the rest of us headed to school.

I had class that day. The bell was rang for second period; my period. I walked into the class confidently not knowing i would walk out of the same class in shame.

The topic was GRAVITATIONAL FORCE.

I started by defining gravitation force.
Then i said, “u see class, what ever goes up must come down, that is the universal law of gravitation”. I wanted to demonstrate the law, so i brought out my handkerchief from my pocket.

I threw the handkerchief up and the whole class watched it as gravity pulled it down.
Some students were laughing, “why are u laughing? am teaching and u are laughing, stand up u!!” i pointed at Olu who was still laughing.

At this moment the handkerchief was already on the floor.

“sir!! See!!” Olu said pointing to the handkerchief on the floor. I looked and saw that the handkerchief i threw up did not only obey gravity but changed to something else ………………………… A blue p’anties.
I tot i was dreaming. My legs were shaking. I tried putting my brain to work but the power supply in my brain was off. The whole students in class were now laughing and cheering as i could hear some of them saying “kpátá nlà”. I didn’t know if i should join them to laugh or i should start crying.

The power supply in my brain came back on and i could put my brain to work to recall that Juliet threw her p’anties at the place all my handkerchiefs were the last time we had s’ex “women na big problem oh, so she no wear p’ant go house that day?” i tot as i quickly grabed the the handkerchief or rather p’anties and fumbled to put it back to my pocket.