Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

7 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

I came third so i won the standing fan. When i got to room F that nite, the whole house cheered me as if i won gold in the Olympics.

Day 18, with just two days left, i had already become Chioma’s “one and Only” , as she called me to come join her anywhere she was. “i don become her hand bag” i said to myself as i walked to the carten to collect my portion of the rice and chicken they prapared for corpers. “Mr Macho!!” , it was a figure 8 lady in my platoon greeting me.

I urged her to come walk with me to the kitchen but she refused saying she was waiting for her friend. I ate the rice and chicken as if it was my first time of eating rice and chicken, i finished the food within two seconds as i demanded for the meal card of Lampard who said he would be going to mammy to eat “Moi moi and bread”. “so dis boy never learn him lesson and stop moi moi and bread abi” “dis time dem go tell am make him chop Sh*it” i tot as i walked with my corpers cap on my head in order to prevent people from noticing i was going for “second round”.

As it got to my turn in the queue somebody said “Aaah aaah, so Mr Macho dey chop two times”……….. It was that figure 8 girl………

As usual, i was in the mammy market drinking with Ayo when my phone rang. It was Chioma, she wanted me to come meet her somewhere, a secluded area. I got there in time. As i approached i noticed that Chioma was putting on a white “bomb short”.

I my mind i said “omo mehn this girl gather fresh L*aps oh, d kind l*ap wey go make guyman release even at a distance”.

That attribute of hers made me fall in Love with her back then in sch. I sat close to her under the tree as she placed her hands on my shoulders causing an instant vibration on my head. Meanwhile, i could feel the Love in the air as everyone was in different corners with their lovers, doing what only God knows. Chioma carried my left hands and placed in ön her fresh la*ps that was as smoth as an Abuja express way.

My dic*k was rising gradually as my hands moved gradually to unbotton her bomb short.

Soon she was seating ön my l*aps as my huge carrot-like di*ck almost tore her bomb short and penetrate inside.

She placed my hands on her la*ps again as i continued moving my fingers to the “destination point”. “are u scared, ain’t u enjoying urself?” she asked what seems like a rhetorical question to me, “i am, u know i have always wanted u” i said as i finished unbottoning her white bomb short, what was left was for my fingers to head to the “destination point”, when i heard………. “Everybody go to ur rooms”………… It was some soldiers chasing all corpers inside……….