Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

7 years ago

Must Read: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba

Next day was a sunday, the last sunday in camp. I thanked God for the good things he had done for me, i also asked Him to make my posting to be in a city in the State not village. “where u go like make dem post you go?” i asked Ayo as we walked to the room from church.

“Flow anywhere oh, i go manage am, but i no want village oh” he said. “guy i go like make dem post us go d same place oh” i added. “abi oh, make we run tins together na” he said
Dat day it rained heavily, as we remained indoors. I stayed tranquil in my bed replaying what happened last nite. “why those soldiers no allow me, enter the place before them pursue us na” “which kin bad belle soldiers them be sef” all this was what clowded my brain when Shukur said “Flow dis evening na final and we go beat una today”. “una no fit na, when i dey back” i said. We were to play the final match with platoon 1 that evening.

It was 4pm and match was to start by 5pm.
I glanced at my rolex wrist watch wanting the time go move backwards bcos i was scared of the deadly striker SHAKUR.

Shakur was so far the highest goal scorer with five goals to his credit. Why Shakur scared me was not only bcos he was good at scoring but bcos he was a good dribbler. “make dis Shakur boy no go disgrace me oh” i said to myself owing to the fact that he would operate from my side of the field.

Soon the match started, i warned Dogo to always return back after he sends the ball in.

I also told him how deadly Shakur was and dat this match was not like the previous match we played 2days ago with platoon 9 that was very easy to win.

My Guy Ayo was upfront as usually. Ayo made an attempt that made the crowd cheered, he made yet another attempt that hite the bar.

Shukur was running speedily to my direction as something entered my eyes, i wasn’t seeing clearly. “Dogo go mack am oh, sand don enter my eyes ooh” i shouted. I cleared d sand off my eyes in time to see how Shakur gave Dogo the dribble of his life and scored……….. GOAL…… The crowd cheered……..
“thank God for that sand oh, so na so Shakur for dribble me abi” i tot as i gave a long pass to Ayo who passed back to a mid-fielder. Shakur came again with the ball to my direction, dis time i was determined to mack him down, he swayed the ball pass one of our mid-fielder, as he came closer to me i didn’t know his intentions until he fired a short that came to my direction like a bullet from a gun………… Gbam, the ball saw no other place to hite but my p*enis………….. ”yekpa my blok*us don burst oh” i tot as i immediate fell like an “iroko tree”.

My head hite the floor as my eyes failed me instantly………… ”Flow u don blind b dat oh”, my spirit said dat to my body, “na ur papa go blind” my body responded without my mouth moving………