Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

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Must Read: Diary Of A Broke Playboy

My brother looked even more confused than James was the day I was mumbling about what Naza told me. The look on Willy’s face was to die for, as in, it can kill you. If not for the cute face and the neat beards, you would have called him an imbecile.

“What are even saying? That Chinaza is sick and went to the hospital, so? She is here naa and she is not dead.”

“Bro I am trying to say that she is pregnant,” I said and expected him to place both his hands on his head. He merely smiled.

“Congratulations dear,” he was referring to Chinaza. “I hope the guy responsible is going to marry you before the sign turns up.”

Chinaza merely shook her head, she knew Willy was a clown most of the time.

“Bro, the baby is mine,” I said it slowly, avoiding eye contact. The whole room went silent. For about 5 seconds nobody spoke.
I thought my brother was burning me up with his eyes only to look up and see him staring sheepishly at shape who was at the door.

I just weak for my family.

I slapped his knee and he turned to me sharply.
“What were you saying?”
“I was saying that Chinaza is pregnant for me and that girl at the door is a virgin.”

His eyes bulged, I didn’t know what made them bulge, whether it was the pregnancy or the Virgin ish. Unwanted pregnancy to Willie was bad news and hooking up with a Virgin was worst. He refers to it as a worthless relationship.

Chinaza stood up and left with Shape. Willie was just engaged in an eye contest with me.

“Jeez, Chex, I have been in this game for 100 years before they gave birth to you and yet no Fork ups, how could you have been so careless?”

“I don’t know o bro. It just happened, I don’t even know what to do.”

He was giving me that look that unlocks the tear gland in a man, the look that usually says, “Bro you Fork up and you are finished at the same time”.

“What do we do now?” I I asked and he pulled closer to me on the bed.